The Cinematic Motion Picture News Thread

[Strat]

lol. wut

[Rangi Guy]

lol. wut

Apparently it's for real

[Strat]

lol. wut

Apparently it's for real

http://www.maxim.com/entertainment/movi ... er-2015-10

[Rangi Guy]

lol. wut

Apparently it's for real

http://www.maxim.com/entertainment/movi ... er-2015-10

Awwww shit - I was misinformed

[Strat]

It definitely should be a netflix original.

[BurtReynolds]

lol. wut

Apparently it's for real

http://www.maxim.com/entertainment/movi ... er-2015-10

handjobs are the worst.

[Strat]

lol. wut

Apparently it's for real

http://www.maxim.com/entertainment/movi ... er-2015-10

handjobs are the worst.

That's just not true.

[LoathedVermin72]

Handjobs can be really great when you're in the right mood.

[BurtReynolds]

For when she's like "I can't be bothered to have sex with you, but I'll milk you for a few minutes if you'll leave me alone the rest of the day."

[Strat]

For when she's like "I can't be bothered to have sex with you, but I'll milk you for a few minutes if you'll leave me alone the rest of the day."

Isn't that wonderful some times?

[LoathedVermin72]

I love being milked

[BurtReynolds]

For when she's like "I can't be bothered to have sex with you, but I'll milk you for a few minutes if you'll leave me alone the rest of the day."

Isn't that wonderful some times?

I can do it myself, and I get to watch porn at least.

[Strat]

For when she's like "I can't be bothered to have sex with you, but I'll milk you for a few minutes if you'll leave me alone the rest of the day."

Isn't that wonderful some times?

I can do it myself, and I get to watch porn at least.

Ive had some pretty fantastic HJ's in my life from some beautiful women, burt.

[BurtReynolds]

For when she's like "I can't be bothered to have sex with you, but I'll milk you for a few minutes if you'll leave me alone the rest of the day."

Isn't that wonderful some times?

I can do it myself, and I get to watch porn at least.

Ive had some pretty fantastic HJ's in my life from some beautiful women, burt.

Were they even naked? I feel like sex without visuals isn't really sex. I'm a very visual person. Lights on. Full nudity.

[BurtReynolds]

and penetration.

[Strat]

I'm not going to give you details, you pervert.

[BurtReynolds]

describe their ladyscaping regimen.

[epilogue]

Handjobs can be really great when you're in the right mood.

What are you, in junior high?

[Strat]

Handjobs can be really great when you're in the right mood.

What are you, in junior high?

Hey!

[LoathedVermin72]

Handjobs can be really great when you're in the right mood.

What are you, in junior high?

I don't know about you, but I enjoy just about all areas of sexual experience, Joey.