McParadigm wrote:What if Han is on a talk show reminiscing about the past, though? And Chewie shows up, Han yells at him for sleeping with Leia, and then blasts him? Like, Tarantino style? And what if all the younger Solos have mysteriously hairy arms? And what if there's an explicit flashback? And in the flashback, you can see Luke hiding in the closet and beating off while he watches? And what if that's why he's in seclusion?cutuphalfdead wrote:Seriously.E.H. Ruddock wrote:oh man if Chewie dies I'm OUT
You're really not thinking this through friend.
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Looking at that trailer again, I don't think that's fur.cutuphalfdead wrote:Seriously.E.H. Ruddock wrote:oh man if Chewie dies I'm OUT
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Bought my tickets December 17th. I'll brave the crowds. Should be fun.
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I dont knowdurdencommatyler wrote:Looking at that trailer again, I don't think that's fur.cutuphalfdead wrote:Seriously.E.H. Ruddock wrote:oh man if Chewie dies I'm OUT

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I guess I fall into a camp that isn't well represented here, which is: I'm excited for this movie, but really worried that behind the visuals and characters with new names, it's going to be sort of hollow in the center if it plays with the same "epic" tropes that we've seen in dozens of other forms of media (Lord of the Rings, ASOIF/Game of Thrones, Lost, etc.). I don't so much care if the rumors are true and I'm not interested in who dies/who's related to whom/etc. as much as I'd like a complex story, told well, with stakes that matter, that asks interesting questions. I was hoping the anthology films could offer something like this, too, but when I heard that the second one is going to be about Han Solo, my eyes rolled out of my head faster than when Rory thought Dean would leave Lindsay for her.Strat wrote:Thus the spin offsSimple Torture wrote:Blegh, I hate that line. There's so much going on in Star Wars that has nothing to do with the Skywalkers; just because Luke was the de-facto protagonist of the first trilogy doesn't mean we've gotta be bogged down in it all again.Strat wrote:I wouldnt get too excited then because I think ultimately Star Wars is about the Skywalker journey.Simple Torture wrote:This idea bothers me. I'd rather they were their own characters with their own motivations, not, "You gotta save the universe b/c it's your birthright!" They've already given Poe that sort of backstory in the comics, so, as they say, I've got a bad feeling about this. Finn intrigues me because he's so obviously a blank slate.Strat wrote:I love this. Could explain that scene with Poe Dameron and Kylo.dimejinky99 wrote:
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Sorry, thought this was the Gilmore Girls thread for a second.
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To me, that looks much more like leather and underbrush. If I had to guess, I'd say that's Finn after his battle with Adam Driver.Strat wrote:I dont knowdurdencommatyler wrote:Looking at that trailer again, I don't think that's fur.cutuphalfdead wrote:Seriously.E.H. Ruddock wrote:oh man if Chewie dies I'm OUT
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What's your problem?McParadigm wrote:'Cartoon.'
I bet that's it.
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I hope you are right, friend.durdencommatyler wrote:To me, that looks much more like leather and underbrush. If I had to guess, I'd say that's Finn after his battle with Adam Driver.Strat wrote:I dont knowdurdencommatyler wrote:Looking at that trailer again, I don't think that's fur.cutuphalfdead wrote:Seriously.E.H. Ruddock wrote:oh man if Chewie dies I'm OUT
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:What's your problem?McParadigm wrote:'Cartoon.'
I bet that's it.
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No, more like, cool looking character no one else likes but me.Simple Torture wrote:So the absolute best character of all?E.H. Ruddock wrote:Look her up. Captain Phasma might be this trilogy's General Grievous for me.durdencommatyler wrote:I don't know who that is. Should I?E.H. Ruddock wrote:Also, pretty cool to see Captain Phasma
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I guess I'll never tire of a similar story line as long as it is told well. Thats really all it comes down to and sure this could all just be flare with no substance, but from all accounts I am not getting that feeling. Mostly, if it continues to focus on the skywalker bloodline, i still think there are a lot of interesting questions and dynamics that can be explored. This is something that people deal with constantly in livfe, good bad, what is deemed as good/bad, figuring their spot in the universe etc..etc... its a wide blanket of story telling but I think the bones of that can allow for some really interesting story lines.Simple Torture wrote:I guess I fall into a camp that isn't well represented here, which is: I'm excited for this movie, but really worried that behind the visuals and characters with new names, it's going to be sort of hollow in the center if it plays with the same "epic" tropes that we've seen in dozens of other forms of media (Lord of the Rings, ASOIF/Game of Thrones, Lost, etc.). I don't so much care if the rumors are true and I'm not interested in who dies/who's related to whom/etc. as much as I'd like a complex story, told well, with stakes that matter, that asks interesting questions. I was hoping the anthology films could offer something like this, too, but when I heard that the second one is going to be about Han Solo, my eyes rolled out of my head faster than when Rory thought Dean would leave Lindsay for her.Strat wrote:Thus the spin offsSimple Torture wrote:Blegh, I hate that line. There's so much going on in Star Wars that has nothing to do with the Skywalkers; just because Luke was the de-facto protagonist of the first trilogy doesn't mean we've gotta be bogged down in it all again.Strat wrote:I wouldnt get too excited then because I think ultimately Star Wars is about the Skywalker journey.Simple Torture wrote:This idea bothers me. I'd rather they were their own characters with their own motivations, not, "You gotta save the universe b/c it's your birthright!" They've already given Poe that sort of backstory in the comics, so, as they say, I've got a bad feeling about this. Finn intrigues me because he's so obviously a blank slate.Strat wrote:I love this. Could explain that scene with Poe Dameron and Kylo.dimejinky99 wrote:
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The prequel trilogy had that but the storytelling was a fucking joke. Of course.
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Honestly, the OT is pretty hollow at the center and full to bursting with "epic" tropes. There will be real stakes that really matter, for sure. I don't know how complex the story will really be or what kinds of questions it'll ask, but Abrams tends to like big (even if obvious) questions. And his stories can be complex to a fault. I'm guessing he errs on the side of simplicity for this.Simple Torture wrote:I guess I fall into a camp that isn't well represented here, which is: I'm excited for this movie, but really worried that behind the visuals and characters with new names, it's going to be sort of hollow in the center if it plays with the same "epic" tropes that we've seen in dozens of other forms of media (Lord of the Rings, ASOIF/Game of Thrones, Lost, etc.). I don't so much care if the rumors are true and I'm not interested in who dies/who's related to whom/etc. as much as I'd like a complex story, told well, with stakes that matter, that asks interesting questions. I was hoping the anthology films could offer something like this, too, but when I heard that the second one is going to be about Han Solo, my eyes rolled out of my head faster than when Rory thought Dean would leave Lindsay for her.
Now, how well told all of it will be...? I'm sure we'll all have very different opinions about that.
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I'm the first to admit, I might be in denial.Strat wrote:I hope you are right, friend.durdencommatyler wrote:To me, that looks much more like leather and underbrush. If I had to guess, I'd say that's Finn after his battle with Adam Driver.Strat wrote:I dont knowdurdencommatyler wrote:Looking at that trailer again, I don't think that's fur.cutuphalfdead wrote:Seriously.E.H. Ruddock wrote:oh man if Chewie dies I'm OUT
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Ok but you have to actually go to bed until then!LoathedVermin72 wrote:wake me when the rogue one trailer comes out
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You already know you're going to love it. What difference does it make.LoathedVermin72 wrote:wake me when the rogue one trailer comes out
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He's so edgydurdencommatyler wrote:You already know you're going to love it. What difference does it make.LoathedVermin72 wrote:wake me when the rogue one trailer comes out
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Yeah but he "knew" he was going to love Pan and one other recent one I can't remember, and he ended up hating those.durdencommatyler wrote:You already know you're going to love it. What difference does it make.LoathedVermin72 wrote:wake me when the rogue one trailer comes out
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