The Simpsons

[Norah]

"Much Apu About Nothing" is an amazing episode. Maybe the most perfect, dead-on satire in the whole series.

First we'll be rounding up your tired. Then your poor. Then your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

[Simple Torture]

"If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?"

"If you did it, sir?"

[BigRedLedbetter]

Homer at the Bat or GTFO!

[LoathedVermin72]

"The Mansion Family" is such a great episode. Wall-to-wall absurdity from beginning to end.

[doug rr]

[Norah]

"The Mansion Family" is such a great episode. Wall-to-wall absurdity from beginning to end.

So what you're saying is I'm indestructible!

[LoathedVermin72]

I could never choose a favorite episode, but "You Only Move Twice" is a strong contender.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I could never choose a favorite episode, but "You Only Move Twice" is a strong contender.

i don't think i could either...i've always enjoyed that one, but it's not one of my very favorites

[LoathedVermin72]

"In fact, I never even gave you my coat!"

[doug rr]

"ever seen a guy say goodbye to a shoe?"

[lennytheweedwhacker]

the hammock district line always cracked me up

[doug rr]

the hammock district line always cracked me up

gold lenny, gold

Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
Hank Scorpio: That's right.

[Norah]

sorry it's not in packages

[Simple Torture]

"I oughta club them and eat their bones!"

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i saw the season 12 dvd set on sale at target for 7.99...should i buy it?

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[stip]

there's enough good moments in each season to justify it. And occasional great ones that just never made it into the quote lexicon since people stopped caring.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i saw the season 12 dvd set on sale at target for 7.99...should i buy it?

You know all the eps are available on FX, right?

Anyway, I think season 11 is the last one with enough good eps to warrant a purchase.

i have sets for seasons 3-9 i think, so it's kind of a collection thing at this point...plus i enjoy the episode commentaries

[MattA75]

[Mecca]

the hammock district line always cracked me up

gold lenny, gold

Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
Hank Scorpio: That's right.

"What happened?... When did that happen?... How much of it?... Oh my goodness, I'll be right up!
[Hangs up the phone]
Homer, I've gotta go, there's a problem upstairs! Somebody ate part of my lunch!"