Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

[BurtReynolds]

you guys sure are opinionated..hardcore

Warhammer 40k >>>> star wars

[Kaius]

you guys sure are opinionated..hardcore

Warhammer 40k >>>> star wars

Is that the name of a double-dildo?

[BurtReynolds]

you guys sure are opinionated..hardcore

Warhammer 40k >>>> star wars

Is that the name of a double-dildo?

With a lot of spikes and skulls and powered by a human soul.

[Strat]

GUys, is luKe a sITh?

[Kaius]

you guys sure are opinionated..hardcore

Warhammer 40k >>>> star wars

Is that the name of a double-dildo?

With a lot of spikes and skulls and powered by a human soul.

Use the force, Burt.

[Kaius]

GUys, is luKe a sITh?

Are we supposed to decode this?

[Strat]

you guys sure are opinionated..hardcore

Warhammer 40k >>>> star wars

Is that the name of a double-dildo?

With a lot of spikes and skulls and powered by a human soul.

Use the force, Burt.

*engage your midichlorians

[BurtReynolds]

you guys sure are opinionated..hardcore

Warhammer 40k >>>> star wars

Is that the name of a double-dildo?

With a lot of spikes and skulls and powered by a human soul.

Use the force, Burt.

*engage your midichlorians

Jedi would be burned at the stake as heretics, and the discovery of midichlorians on your planet would probably get your entire population exterminated as a precaution. You can never be too careful.

[dimejinky99]

you guys sure are opinionated..hardcore

Warhammer 40k >>>> star wars

no youre showing your (mental) age

[BurtReynolds]

you guys sure are opinionated..hardcore

Warhammer 40k >>>> star wars

no youre showing your (mental) age

An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.

[dimejinky99]

dwarves n orcs ahoy

[southp]

Safe to assume there will be no mention of midi-chlorians in TFA. Here is my guess... We wont know anything more about Luke until Hasbro releases the action figure well ahead of Dec 17th.

The thing I want to see more than anything is old Luke wielding a saber. Let's hope that happens and that the saber is green (or blue).

[epilogue]

There are plenty of ways midi-chlorians could've been introduced in the prequels to make them more interesting. Maybe half of the Jedi council believes that that's where Force-attunement comes from, and the other thinks it's just a coincidence/over-thinking? (I'm basically stealing this idea from a book called The Intuitionist, which is about elevator repair.) That'd build some tension between some really flat characters (Qui-gon and Yoda, really) and help bring that idea of doubt back. But that'd take some really sharp, interesting writing, and I don't think Lucas was up for it.

I like this idea a lot.

This is what I was saying earlier. The idea in and of itself isn't terrible necessarily. It was all in the presentation. Good post, ST.

[Simple Torture]

There are plenty of ways midi-chlorians could've been introduced in the prequels to make them more interesting. Maybe half of the Jedi council believes that that's where Force-attunement comes from, and the other thinks it's just a coincidence/over-thinking? (I'm basically stealing this idea from a book called The Intuitionist, which is about elevator repair.) That'd build some tension between some really flat characters (Qui-gon and Yoda, really) and help bring that idea of doubt back. But that'd take some really sharp, interesting writing, and I don't think Lucas was up for it.

I like this idea a lot.

Read the book! If you've never heard of them, they're like movies except with words.

Oh, come on, you.

[Strat]

Cloned attackers time!!

[Strat]

Anakin has a creepy stalker crush on her. Hilarious. Last time he saw her he was but a child. Been obsessing for 10 years.

[epilogue]

I just tried watching the Phantom Edit. I made it 45 minutes before I HAD to shut it off. Blech. These movies are bad.

[Strat]

What is the phantom edit anyway?


Also it's really unfortunate because I think there was tons of potential. Could have been a good story. Also to waste Liam needing and ewan on such terrible writing

[epilogue]

What is the phantom edit anyway?


Also it's really unfortunate because I think there was tons of potential. Could have been a good story. Also to waste Liam needing and ewan on such terrible writing

Someone did a fan edit that cuts all three movies into one 2 hr movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9LEhOZZbuk

[Strat]

Interesting. Maybe I should have gone that route instead! Oh well. On the last one. I'll probably watch a new hope tonight too because