I was about to a gif of this earlier...Mecca wrote:the only way that makes anything in the movie better is if they cut things out. I figuratively claw my eyes out at Legolas jumping up falling blocks and want that fucker to fall every damn step.E.H. Ruddock wrote:But the extra 20 minutes will really improve it.BurtReynolds wrote:That Five Armies movie is one of the worst things I've ever seen.
Film: The Hobbit : Battle of the five armies (December 2014)
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Re: Film: The Hobbit : Battle of the five armies (December 2
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Re: Film: The Hobbit : Battle of the five armies (December 2
like, these movies made me HATE Legolas. How is that possible?
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Re: Film: The Hobbit : Battle of the five armies (December 2
E.H. Ruddock wrote:20 minutes of additional footage can't make a movie go from bad to good
Ahem
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Re: Film: The Hobbit : Battle of the five armies (December 2
What? That movie was already good.dimejinky99 wrote:E.H. Ruddock wrote:20 minutes of additional footage can't make a movie go from bad to good
Ahem
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Dime hates Grail?
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Man, if you also try to tell me bad things about Father Ted, you are getting kicked right the fuck out of this caravan.
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(Don't think he ever seen holy grail. Don't shoot me).
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I'm not sure how but the extended edition is out there on torrents. Perfect rip too.
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Re: Film: The Hobbit : Battle of the five armies (December 2
Finally getting to this. Had to stop at the part where Thorin joins the fight. Will finish it tomorrow. The Laketown parts were terrible, terrible stuff. I don't get the point of the bad guy (Alfred?). So many nice little bits are left out...so many dumb parts added. Bilbo a bit player. I did like the Council stuff vs Sauron. Saurman was a badass.
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Finished it today. I can't help but think if I was involved in the making of this movie everyone would find me obnoxious cause I would disagree with every decision Peter Jackson wanted to make. Watching the movie did make me want to read all the books again. I kinda want to play Shadow Of Mordor now too so it was worth a watch just for rekindling my interest in all things Middle Earth.
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Re: Film: The Hobbit : Battle of the five armies (December 2
Or you could have, you know, used the spoiler code.
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sorry...was using the app version...fixed
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Re: Film: The Hobbit : Battle of the five armies (December 2
I assure you that rereading the book will give you a greater appreciation for why Jackson did the stuff he did, even if it didn't always landbada wrote:Finished it today. I can't help but think if I was involved in the making of this movie everyone would find me obnoxious cause I would disagree with every decision Peter Jackson wanted to make. Watching the movie did make me want to read all the books again. I kinda want to play Shadow Of Mordor now too so it was worth a watch just for rekindling my interest in all things Middle Earth.
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stip wrote:I assure you that rereading the book will give you a greater appreciation for why Jackson did the stuff he did, even if it didn't always landbada wrote:Finished it today. I can't help but think if I was involved in the making of this movie everyone would find me obnoxious cause I would disagree with every decision Peter Jackson wanted to make. Watching the movie did make me want to read all the books again. I kinda want to play Shadow Of Mordor now too so it was worth a watch just for rekindling my interest in all things Middle Earth.
I could probably recite the book from memory to you. I can't think of any additions in the movies that added anything.
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Re: Film: The Hobbit : Battle of the five armies (December 2
Is there a 3 hour fan edit of this yet?
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Re: Film: The Hobbit : Battle of the five armies (December 2
ABNorman wrote:Is there a 3 hour fan edit of this yet?
There is one called the Tolkien edit but wait a few weeks. Same guys are puttin it together again but with any relevant extra bits from the EE
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Re: Film: The Hobbit : Battle of the five armies (December 2
I would never want to shorten these movies
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Re: Film: The Hobbit : Battle of the five armies (December 2
dimejinky99 wrote:ABNorman wrote:Is there a 3 hour fan edit of this yet?
There is one called the Tolkien edit but wait a few weeks. Same guys are puttin it together again but with any relevant extra bits from the EE
Here's some info on it. Looks interesting. I hope he cut all the Alfred scenes.
https://tolkieneditor.wordpress.com/
There's another one too: http://www.fanedit.org/ifdb/component/c ... pence-edit
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Re: Film: The Hobbit : Battle of the five armies (December 2
You should DEFINITELY play Shadow of Mordor. Hell of a fun game.bada wrote:Finished it today. I can't help but think if I was involved in the making of this movie everyone would find me obnoxious cause I would disagree with every decision Peter Jackson wanted to make. Watching the movie did make me want to read all the books again. I kinda want to play Shadow Of Mordor now too so it was worth a watch just for rekindling my interest in all things Middle Earth.
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mf wrote:You should DEFINITELY play Shadow of Mordor. Hell of a fun game.bada wrote:Finished it today. I can't help but think if I was involved in the making of this movie everyone would find me obnoxious cause I would disagree with every decision Peter Jackson wanted to make. Watching the movie did make me want to read all the books again. I kinda want to play Shadow Of Mordor now too so it was worth a watch just for rekindling my interest in all things Middle Earth.
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