Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

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So what did you think (DcT edition)?

Best of all the films
8
9%
Better than A New Hope, Empire, the prequels, But not Jedi
2
2%
Better than A New Hope, Jedi, the prequels, but not Empire
6
7%
Better than Empire, Jedi, the Prequels, but not A New Hope
2
2%
Better than A New Hope and the prequels, but not Empire or Jedi
2
2%
Better than Empire and the prequels, but not A New Hope or Jedi
1
1%
Better than Jedi and the prequels, but not a New Hope or Empire
23
26%
As good as Empire, Jedi, and A New Hope, and better than the prequels
15
17%
Better than the prequels, but not the originals
15
17%
As good as some of the prequels
7
8%
As good as all of the prequels
2
2%
Worse than the prequels
5
6%
 
Total votes: 88

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lol at her dying of a broken heart.

He choked the bitch goddammit!
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It was all explained in the original script, Strat:

"Oh, shit, bro. I forgot to tie that one thing off. Fuck fuck fuck. I can't go back in now. Everyone is watching. This bitch is bleeding to death, and I've got robot kids to feed.

Fuck it. I'll just tell them she lost the will to live."
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dimejinky99 wrote:Revenge of the sith is the best Star Wars film? According to rotten tomatoes it is

http://m.independent.ie/entertainment/m ... 54843.html
That movie, like Force Awakens (and Hobbity flicks, and any superhero movie these days, and any Bond movie built on in-references) was basically guaranteed to have a 70+ RT score whether it was good or not.
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dimejinky99 wrote:Harrison Ford was on Kimmel last night and said there was a very good reason why Luke was not on the poster. Which may put an end to the speculation that Kylo is Luke
This is wonderful. I haven't seen Ford that animated in.....ever?
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Strat wrote: This is wonderful. I haven't seen Ford that animated in.....ever?
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@SkitchP wrote:
Strat wrote: This is wonderful. I haven't seen Ford that animated in.....ever?
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In real life skitch!

Can i call you skip?
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stip wrote:I'm fine with that. Perhaps those sorts of attachments make it harder to use the force, but more likely you can have your galaxy's judges and peacekeepers in a position where personal and familial loyalties might make it harder to do the right thing
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Strat wrote:
@SkitchP wrote:
Strat wrote: This is wonderful. I haven't seen Ford that animated in.....ever?
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In real life skitch!

Can i call you skip?
You can all me whatever you want buddy.
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was thinking that too Strat..
Ford is famously the most curmudgeonly cranky bastard in hollywood...

ESPECIALLY if you bring up SW...

good to see he has a sense of humour
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dimejinky99 wrote:was thinking that too Strat..
Ford is famously the most curmudgeonly cranky bastard in hollywood...

ESPECIALLY if you bring up SW...

good to see he has a sense of humour
Im just going to go ahead and take that as he is super excited and proud of the film and its going to be the BEST MOVIE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF MOVIES.

or ill at least love it and grow to love it as I have the OT
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His excitement sorta makes me think Han does take a bullet in this one..
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dimejinky99 wrote:His excitement sorta makes me think Han does take a bullet in this one..
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Poll not required..

EVERYONE would be more upset if Chewie dies than Han..
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Strat wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:His excitement sorta makes me think Han does take a bullet in this one..
:(
I'd rather Han die than Chewy.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Strat wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:His excitement sorta makes me think Han does take a bullet in this one..
:(
I'd rather Han die than Chewy.

see post before yours.
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You guys are imprinting your dog love on this.

Chewie dying would be just fine. As with all dogs.
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McParadigm wrote:You guys are imprinting your dog love on this.

Chewie dying would be just fine. As with all dogs.

you heartless wench...

Chewie does embody the spirit of all of our dogs..i agree with that much..and thats why hes so cherished..


you'd be ok with your dog dying? do you even have one?
you wouldnt say that if you did..
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dimejinky99 wrote:
McParadigm wrote:You guys are imprinting your dog love on this.

Chewie dying would be just fine. As with all dogs.

you heartless wench...

Chewie does embody the spirit of all of our dogs..i agree with that much..and thats why hes so cherished..


you'd be ok with your dog dying? do you even have one?
you wouldnt say that if you did..
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Speaking of..did any of you ever wonder where the bedroom is in the Falcon?
you only get to see Luke on a bunk in Empire, and briefly..

but its a tiny room with only 3 of those bunks and a tiny toilet bowl..smaller than a prison cell..

Have the Falcon Blueprints..they're pretty fascinating(if like me youre obsessed with the falcon)
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dimejinky99 wrote:
McParadigm wrote:You guys are imprinting your dog love on this.

Chewie dying would be just fine. As with all dogs.

you heartless wench...

Chewie does embody the spirit of all of our dogs..i agree with that much..and thats why hes so cherished..


you'd be ok with your dog dying? do you even have one?
you wouldnt say that if you did..
I've had dogs. They're all dead.

I also had some cats for a while. They all died.

Only one died of old age.

I will say no more on the matter.
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