Sharpening my machetes as we speak.Strat wrote:You preppers may just have bought yourself some more time. It appears that the zombie apocalypse has commenced.
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So does anyone here actually have a bunker? Because id like to make fun of that person
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I keep reading this thread title as "Peppers".
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I don't. But if I had a large piece of property, I'd probably have one.verb_to_trust wrote:So does anyone here actually have a bunker? Because id like to make fun of that person
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Like on a separate property or just a really big piece of land you had your house on? Because if its the latter what would be the point? Wouldn't the bunker more appropriately be in a remote location nobody could associate you with?
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Separate property. But mine wouldn't be too remote. I'd be within 30 minutes of a major city.verb_to_trust wrote:Like on a separate property or just a really big piece of land you had your house on? Because if its the latter what would be the point? Wouldn't the bunker more appropriately be in a remote location nobody could associate you with?
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A lot of you, so-called-open minded motherfuckers are pretty quick to simply dismiss the idea of "preppers".
Its like the global warming "debate".
Either we cut back emissions and try to be cleaner, or do nothing. Depending on who's right, one could kill us all, the other just makes this planet a little more livable.
Its like the global warming "debate".
Either we cut back emissions and try to be cleaner, or do nothing. Depending on who's right, one could kill us all, the other just makes this planet a little more livable.
There's plenty for all.
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Never has that gif been so applicable.
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to be honest....90% of my "prepper" gear is useful for camping, which I enjoy.
its a BOB...bug out bag.
just fill it with shit you think you'll need if you have to stay at that camp spot for an extended period of time. Wire for snares, hooks for fish....nice tent or hammock with a sleeping bag that can deal with cold as a motherfucker levels.
And as they say....fatties die first...so get teh fuck out there and start walking, get a fiotbit even, thing is a wrist band that somehow has this power to motivate your ass. i've been walking 2-3 miles every day lately, trying to catch my friends above me in steps./
its a BOB...bug out bag.
just fill it with shit you think you'll need if you have to stay at that camp spot for an extended period of time. Wire for snares, hooks for fish....nice tent or hammock with a sleeping bag that can deal with cold as a motherfucker levels.
And as they say....fatties die first...so get teh fuck out there and start walking, get a fiotbit even, thing is a wrist band that somehow has this power to motivate your ass. i've been walking 2-3 miles every day lately, trying to catch my friends above me in steps./
There's plenty for all.
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[quote="Redemption"And as they say....fatties die first...so get teh fuck out there and start walking, get a fiotbit even, thing is a wrist band that somehow has this power to motivate your ass. i've been walking 2-3 miles every day lately, trying to catch my friends above me in steps./[/quote]
I think that only applies in a zombie apocalypse. Wouldn't a fat guy live longer once food becomes scarce?
I think that only applies in a zombie apocalypse. Wouldn't a fat guy live longer once food becomes scarce?
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My fucking stupid brother-in-law on facebook.


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Can't really think of anything else to put in the BOB.
Its heavy but easy to carry with the pack i'm using.
so come ooon zombies......aaaaany day now...
Its heavy but easy to carry with the pack i'm using.
so come ooon zombies......aaaaany day now...
There's plenty for all.
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This is one of the funniest posts I've ever read.Redemption wrote:And as they say....fatties die first...so get teh fuck out there and start walking, get a fiotbit even, thing is a wrist band that somehow has this power to motivate your ass. i've been walking 2-3 miles every day lately, trying to catch my friends above me in steps./
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There is an 18 month wait. I hope the world doesn't end by then. My name is on the wait list. Thanks Burt!BurtReynolds wrote:http://www.theverge.com/2016/2/9/10950976/russian-sherp-atv-truck
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Sweet. I can't wait to race them over the piles of bones and rubble of the old world.E.H. Ruddock wrote:There is an 18 month wait. I hope the world doesn't end by then. My name is on the wait list. Thanks Burt!BurtReynolds wrote:http://www.theverge.com/2016/2/9/10950976/russian-sherp-atv-truck
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Can I ride with you guys once the apocalypse happens? Something tells me I'm gonna be lonelyBurtReynolds wrote:Sweet. I can't wait to race them over the piles of bones and rubble of the old world.E.H. Ruddock wrote:There is an 18 month wait. I hope the world doesn't end by then. My name is on the wait list. Thanks Burt!BurtReynolds wrote:http://www.theverge.com/2016/2/9/10950976/russian-sherp-atv-truck
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And safer than those guys. You're well placed.Rangi Guy wrote:Can I ride with you guys once the apocalypse happens? Something tells me I'm gonna be lonelyBurtReynolds wrote:Sweet. I can't wait to race them over the piles of bones and rubble of the old world.E.H. Ruddock wrote:There is an 18 month wait. I hope the world doesn't end by then. My name is on the wait list. Thanks Burt!BurtReynolds wrote:http://www.theverge.com/2016/2/9/10950976/russian-sherp-atv-truck
