The Dark Knight Rises - Now Spoiler Free!
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The Dark Knight Rises - Now Spoiler Free!
http://youtu.be/j2tE-BCwZtw
Get the fucking youtube hyperlink shit working.
Also, what'd you think of Banes voice?
This move still sucks.
I fucking love it though.
Get the fucking youtube hyperlink shit working.
Also, what'd you think of Banes voice?
This move still sucks.
I fucking love it though.
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theplatypus wrote:You just keep on waving that flag, sisterbmacsmith wrote:this movie is still terrible.

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Finally saw this. It wasn't bad, but it was far less intense are thought-provoking than TDK. Bane's voice sounded awful on the blu-ray, but goddamn if Hathaway didn't steal the show. Smoking hot and a good performance... a reminder of how bad a casting mistake Juno was for Inception.
I guess my biggest issue was that Bane was a much more 'comic book' villain than the Joker, who was written and portrayed as a rational psychopath.
I guess my biggest issue was that Bane was a much more 'comic book' villain than the Joker, who was written and portrayed as a rational psychopath.
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I finally got around to seeing this last night. I enjoyed it, but holy shit was it overly ambitious. Way too many puzzle pieces to make it out without a myriad holes and "what the fuck"s.
I think I remember Chud saying how ridiculously weak the Bats vs. Bane fights were. I'd have to agree with that. The second one especially.
I think I remember Chud saying how ridiculously weak the Bats vs. Bane fights were. I'd have to agree with that. The second one especially.
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That first fight was fucking amazing you rube.
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Fair enough.
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I apologize for that outburst.
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You taught me a new word this day, champ.
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Aw fuck, I guess I am a rube.
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I fucking love the word Rube so much.
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If the Batman Begins sequel had been on par with Batman Begins stylistically, this would have been seen as a huge and unprecedented step into "serious film making" for superhero movies.
That's not a defense...it didn't follow a Batman Begins, it followed a Dark Knight, and it wasn't up to that task. But it had a lot of powerful elements, and I was never struck by what a generic action film it was...I can't say either of those things about the technically more sophisticated Avengers.
That's not a defense...it didn't follow a Batman Begins, it followed a Dark Knight, and it wasn't up to that task. But it had a lot of powerful elements, and I was never struck by what a generic action film it was...I can't say either of those things about the technically more sophisticated Avengers.
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There was definitely a lot crammed in but i was totally emotionally invested in Bruce Wayne/Batman/Alfred during this one. There were moments where I didnt know if Bane would actually kill the bat. Or if they would slaughter alfred or some other unthinkinable!
I thought it was just great and I would not have minded making the 3rd installment done in two parts...
I thought it was just great and I would not have minded making the 3rd installment done in two parts...
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Because a DKR thread will always need this image.


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I thought it was the best one, overall. The first Bane-Batman scene is the best scene in any of the movies.
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1)Batman Begins
2)The Dark Knight Rises
3)The Dark Knight
2)The Dark Knight Rises
3)The Dark Knight
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i'm just glad maggie gyllenhaal was dead
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Looking at other films Tom Hardy has been in before and after this one. The amount of muscle he put on to play Bane is quite impressive.
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About to watch this again for the first time in a while. Just watched the other two yesterday. These movies are so good.
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I so much wanted to like this one as much as I did The Dark Knight.