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I can't wait for Hasbro's Jem/Transformers/G.I. Joe crossover movie!
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turned2black wrote:I can't wait for Hasbro's Jem/Transformers/G.I. Joe crossover movie!
Thing is it probably wouldn't have Jem, Transformers, or G.I. Joe in it. It would be about Zac Efron trying to get laid with the power of electronic dance music. And there is a robot named Joe.
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BurtReynolds wrote:
turned2black wrote:I can't wait for Hasbro's Jem/Transformers/G.I. Joe crossover movie!
Thing is it probably wouldn't have Jem, Transformers, or G.I. Joe in it. It would be about Zac Efron trying to get laid with the power of electronic dance music. And there is a robot named Joe.
I mean if Jurassic World can make money...
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McParadigm wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
turned2black wrote:I can't wait for Hasbro's Jem/Transformers/G.I. Joe crossover movie!
Thing is it probably wouldn't have Jem, Transformers, or G.I. Joe in it. It would be about Zac Efron trying to get laid with the power of electronic dance music. And there is a robot named Joe.
I mean if Jurassic World can make money...
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LOL

A Triple Crossover With Transformers, G.I. Joe And Jem? One Director Is In

Director Jon Chu seems to have a special relationship with the Hasbro brand. In 2013 he helmed the big screen sequel G.I. Joe: Retaliation - based on the toy company’s famous line of action figures – and this weekend we will see the filmmaker’s live-action adaptation of the Hasbro-produced Jem and the Holograms. This means that Chu currently stands as the only director to helm movies for two different Hasbro properties – but he doesn’t want to stop there. Apparently he would very much be game for a giant G.I. Joe/Jem and the Holograms/Transformers crossover film.

http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Triple-C ... 89867.html
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Can or do we have a separate thread for the new Harry Potter play?

Synopsis sounds great and only a matter of time before it's a film
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BurtReynolds wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
turned2black wrote:I can't wait for Hasbro's Jem/Transformers/G.I. Joe crossover movie!
Thing is it probably wouldn't have Jem, Transformers, or G.I. Joe in it. It would be about Zac Efron trying to get laid with the power of electronic dance music. And there is a robot named Joe.
I mean if Jurassic World can make money...
http://moviepilot.com/posts/2015/10/14/ ... nal,manual
That hokey children's cartoon is actually quite a bit smarter about the concept of "weaponized dinosaurs" than a movie millions of adults are probably going to buy so they can rewatch....which basically said "why have we been wasting our time on projectile weapons, drone technology, and the power of flight....we could be training dinos like dogs! Tactical advantage!"
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McParadigm wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
turned2black wrote:I can't wait for Hasbro's Jem/Transformers/G.I. Joe crossover movie!
Thing is it probably wouldn't have Jem, Transformers, or G.I. Joe in it. It would be about Zac Efron trying to get laid with the power of electronic dance music. And there is a robot named Joe.
I mean if Jurassic World can make money...
http://moviepilot.com/posts/2015/10/14/ ... nal,manual
That hokey children's cartoon is actually quite a bit smarter about the concept of "weaponized dinosaurs" than a movie millions of adults are probably going to buy so they can rewatch....which basically said "why have we been wasting our time on projectile weapons, drone technology, and the power of flight....we could be training dinos like dogs! Tactical advantage!"
my favorite one was the triceratops with the laser tail.
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That's bullshit and you know it
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You know what pisses me off about Jurassic Park? There was never a big triceratops/T.Rex fight. Fuck that bullshit. Who gives a shit about little raptors or made up dinosaurs?
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Also, every child in those movies has been worth killing, but none of them are.
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That Die Hard prequel idea is fuckin lame, but could be worst that the last one? That one was pure shit.

At this point should we really care about a prequel or a sequel? They both suck because there is no need to have another adventure from John McClane.
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Krampus got a PG-13. Not gonna lie, that hurts my excitement for it. That trailer is really great, but I can't imagine how the movie is not going to seem neutered.
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:Krampus got a PG-13. Not gonna lie, that hurts my excitement for it. That trailer is really great, but I can't imagine how the movie is not going to seem neutered.
The trailer is awesome.
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Ryan dreamy sexgod Goslin in Blade Runner sequel
Sex pee

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A "Blade Runner" sequel is a horrific idea.
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probably but I also have sex pee for ryan gosling so :heartbeat: :luv:
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love me some baby goose! :luv: :luv:
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meh
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:meh
I'm with you on this one, lenny.
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