Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

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So what did you think (DcT edition)?

Best of all the films
8
9%
Better than A New Hope, Empire, the prequels, But not Jedi
2
2%
Better than A New Hope, Jedi, the prequels, but not Empire
6
7%
Better than Empire, Jedi, the Prequels, but not A New Hope
2
2%
Better than A New Hope and the prequels, but not Empire or Jedi
2
2%
Better than Empire and the prequels, but not A New Hope or Jedi
1
1%
Better than Jedi and the prequels, but not a New Hope or Empire
23
26%
As good as Empire, Jedi, and A New Hope, and better than the prequels
15
17%
Better than the prequels, but not the originals
15
17%
As good as some of the prequels
7
8%
As good as all of the prequels
2
2%
Worse than the prequels
5
6%
 
Total votes: 88

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Strat wrote:"There has been an awakening" WHy is that clumsy?
It's not
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My two favorite shots we've seen so far remain the Falcon plowing through those trees and the look of abject terror on Finn's face when Kylo comes after him
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stip wrote:My two favorite shots we've seen so far remain the Falcon plowing through those trees and the look of abject terror on Finn's face when Kylo comes after him
My poor daisy ridely is scared :(
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stip wrote:
Strat wrote:"There has been an awakening" WHy is that clumsy?
It's not
Well it is insofar as mysticism is itself always going to sound like new age silliness unless you accept that it's real
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"There has been an awakening" is such an empty calorie "ominous tone" line, without much substance to call its own. It's sloppy enough to sound like it could have been lifted from the He Man movie, or be a line that wasn't quite clever enough for Pirates of the Carribean. But that would actually be fine without the "uh oh, it's a dumb line so let's fake it" overwrought delivery. It genuinely sounds like it should be played over the loud speaker at a renaissance fair haunted house.

It's certainly not a movie ruiner, and I like the dialog in the "it's all true" moment to figure it cancels out, but so far the villains in this have sounded more Marvel than Star Wars, and I have no interest in that.

Also, if I am fighting for my goddamn life and someone says "ok, NOW give it everything you've got," that's the first guy I'm shooting next.
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:lol:
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I finally see what stip means about impact. You can feel every hit and explosion. It's tactile and real. Something ALL the films lacked. You didn't care in the original trilogy cos there was usually a yahoo! Afterwards. But this feels right.


Let's just hope he's got the story and the actors can live in the parts in a believable way.
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I can't even tell if dime likes Star Wars
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I'm pretty sure he's just a manic
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Watching this is like seeing special effects finally get in front of my childhood imagination
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McParadigm wrote:I'm pretty sure he's just a manic

Slightly. Ask me tomorrow and I'll say totally

*i love Star Wars. I just hate rm being so pre-emptively negative about it.
Same time I wanna reign in my own expectations.
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To be fair LV is the only person who seems categorically uninterested
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dimejinky99 wrote:*i love Star Wars. I just hate rm being so pre-emptively negative about it.
Not me! I'm all in.
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It looks like all the surface elements are in place. Trick is now to make us care about the characters and enjoy seeing Han Chewie etc again without it feeling like a cheap glue to make us interested.
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dimejinky99 wrote:It looks like all the surface elements are in place. Trick is now to make us care about the characters and enjoy seeing Han Chewie etc again without it feeling like a cheap glue to make us interested.
Fully agreed.
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People may not have noticed, but McP is slowly and carefully walking back some of his earlier skepticism.
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stip wrote:People may not have noticed, but McP is slowly and carefully walking back some of his earlier skepticism.

See? All my reverse forceology is working
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stip wrote:People may not have noticed, but McP is slowly and carefully walking back some of his earlier skepticism.
If I had to predict, I'd guess this will be about on a level with that first Abrams Star Trek movie, except this time it will also have more than just the most surfacey properties of it's franchise.

So, fun and well constructed, but also weakened by a combination of over-reverence and sloppy storytelling choices.
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