Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

[Simple Torture]

I don't get sports references. Sorry.

You seriously don't understand the significance of, "Man tries to get ball into bucket; man fails miserably at trying to get ball into bucket"?

[dimejinky99]

I don't get sports references. Sorry.

You seriously don't understand the significance of, "Man tries to get ball into bucket; man fails miserably at trying to get ball into bucket"?

Didn't see that. Gif? Gifs don't load on my phone

[Strat]

Photo

Spoiler: show

http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/feat ... r-20151202

[epilogue]

Maybe also a boner emoticon?

[Kaius]

So, how did Vader's scorched helmet come into this Ren guys possession? Did Luke leave it on Endor? Did he have it boxed away in a closet and left it behind during a move? Auction it off for death sticks?

[McParadigm]

I always thought Luke burned him because Vader had redeemed himself, and Luke knew the corpse would probably get mistreated if anybody found it. He was granting him dignity.

The idea that he left it recognizable and just sort of lying about afterwards is pretty funny.

[epilogue]

Interesting.

I always thought he burned him because that director really wanted that shot.

[epilogue]

But seriously folks, I think he was just burning the armor so that someone wouldn't potentially find it and impersonate Vader as a way of uniting Empire sympathizers.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Hopefully another long-time Empire member will see the helmet and say "that's not real, that is a cheap knockoff. You got ripped off".

[Strat]

What is poor kylo going to do when he finds out vader turned into a pussy, killed the emperor and turned to the light side of the force?

Poor kid will need a drink or a hug or something.

[Kaius]

Kylo must be Luke's estranged son who thought dark side grandpa Vader was just the gnarliest thing ever.

[McParadigm]

Hopefully another long-time Empire member will see the helmet and say "that's not real, that is a cheap knockoff. You got ripped off".

"I mean, hell...it even says Ten Club..."

[Strat]

Hopefully another long-time Empire member will see the helmet and say "that's not real, that is a cheap knockoff. You got ripped off".

"I mean, hell...it even says Ten Club..."

I think you meant this:

[epilogue]

Is Stone a painting?

[dimejinky99]

Ren tried to make Vaders helmet in pottery class but it went to pieces when they fired it in the kiln.

[dimejinky99]

Is Stone a painting?

He's no oil painting that's for sure

[McParadigm]

I feel like Ren should have lots of those little Sound of Silence breaks they gave Gob in Arrested Development. The syphillis I can take or leave, though.

[epilogue]

I just clicked to view the poll results and I was shocked to see that 30 people actually voted. And here I was, thinking about asking if we could get rid of the poll. Shame on me, I guess.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I refuse to vote

[Simple Torture]

I refuse to vote

ruddo and I are on the same page