Biggest Finger to the Music Industry...

[iceagecoming]

I agree with the last few posts. It's the perfect parody of the early 90s Ed character.

[stupidmop]

I always thought it was just weird. Of all the things to say even if it was ' an attempt to sound cool' or whatever why mention your dad, and remind us he's dead btw.
I guess cause he knew people would ask why he even turned up?

Whatever, 80% of anything ed says is rambling, borderline incoherent and full of non-sequiturs, this was no different

[Fuzzcharger]

idk man...

Some guitarists are legendary for their huge hands. Jimi Hendrix and Tal Farlow had tree trunks for fingers. Stevie Ray Vaughan had Popeye forearms, and each finger was about the size of two of mine taped together. My hands are probably larger than average, but not enormous. I shook Steve Vai‘s hand once, and his fingers wrapped all the way around my hand like a blanket. It was an uncomfortable moment.

[bada]

[Will]

Lifeson wasn't giving the finger to the HOF or trying to be disrespectful, he's just a complete goofball, both onstage and at award shows.

[BurtReynolds]

idk man...

Some guitarists are legendary for their huge hands. Jimi Hendrix and Tal Farlow had tree trunks for fingers. Stevie Ray Vaughan had Popeye forearms, and each finger was about the size of two of mine taped together. My hands are probably larger than average, but not enormous. I shook Steve Vai‘s hand once, and his fingers wrapped all the way around my hand like a blanket. It was an uncomfortable moment.

I'll never be a guitar god with these tiny, delicate, woman hands

[mastaflatch]

[WtOB?]

[Norah]

Let Ralph Debate!

[WtOB?]

The difference in the expressions on Ed and Stone's faces is priceless.

[bodysnatcher]

Matt looks like he stepped off the set of Grease

[gardenparty]

The difference in the expressions on Ed and Stone's faces is priceless.

it is pretty priceless. Jeff looks torn

[MitchCumstein]

I like that this thread was inspired by a "blahblah" speech at an organization that has Ed on speed dial.

I agree. I actually have no recollection of creating this thread. Hmm. Alcohol is bad kids.

[McParadigm]

Alcohol is bad kids.

Thanks for not telling me this 10 years ago, ass.

[WtOB?]

Alcohol is bad kids.

Thanks for not telling me this 10 years ago, ass.

There's no going back now.

[MitchCumstein]

Alcohol is bad kids.

Thanks for not telling me this 10 years ago, ass.

There's no going back now.

My bad. Let me rephrase. Alcohol is the best! Morning after regret is bad kids.

[WtOB?]

Alcohol is bad kids.

Thanks for not telling me this 10 years ago, ass.

There's no going back now.

My bad. Let me rephrase. Alcohol is the best! Morning after regret is bad kids.

That's why they invented the morning after pill.

[warehouse]

finally saw lifeson's speech. i thought it was awesome and hysterical.

[nightmareblack0206]

Waiting for a new PJ album!

[mastaflatch]

finally saw lifeson's speech. i thought it was awesome and hysterical.

meh, i thought it went on for way too long and, while the premisce was funny enough, it made him look ridiculously full of himself in the end, which is some kind of plague of the prog musicians.