Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

[LoathedVermin72]

I like that Darth Vader throws tantrums now.

[LoathedVermin72]

It's not the Rebellion, it's the Resistance!

"Do they have a garbage chute? Trash compactor?"

[ABNorman]

lol this movie was so much worse than I ever could have imagined. The safest, blandest, most braindead product possible. Ridley, Boyega, and especially Gleeson were all horrendous. Awful writing. Wonky pacing. Nothing but exposition punctuated by bangs and flashes, and it embraces the worst aspects of modern drama.

VERY easily the worst SW movie - as bad as the prequels were, at least they were imaginative and didn't just regurgitate the OT in the least exciting possible way. Corporate fanboy nostalgia has really hit a new low with this.

Lol this post was so much worse than I ever could have imagined. The safest, blandest, most loathed vermin product possible. His cynicism, anger, and especially hatred of fun were all horrendous. Awful writing. Wonky pacing. Nothing but exposition punctuated by bangs and flashes, and it embraces the worst aspects of modern drama.

VERY easily the worst LV post - as bad as the previous 14,000 were, at least they were imaginative and didn't just regurgitate his arguments in the least exciting possible way. Anti fanboy hysteria has really hit a new low with this

[EJ]

Is anyone suprised by LV's reaction to this movie?

[Monkey_Driven]

Is anyone suprised by LV's reaction to this movie?

I think he wrote his review a few months ago and saved it as a draft.

[Norah]

ugh that sounds pretty awful

[Chris_H_2]

guys, remember, this is still Star Wars we're talking about, not the Godfather.

[Chris_H_2]

I'm becoming more and more of a sap but it warmed my heart to see so many parents and their kids at the 7 pm showing last night. I can't wait to watch it again with my dad when I go home for the holidays.

the very first movie I ever saw was with my dad in 1979 -- Star Wars at a drive-in

[Monkey_Driven]

guys, remember, this is still Star Wars we're talking about, not Blackhat.

[EJ]

I'm becoming more and more of a sap but it warmed my heart to see so many parents and their kids at the 7 pm showing last night. I can't wait to watch it again with my dad when I go home for the holidays.

the very first movie I ever saw was with my dad in 1979 -- Star Wars at a drive-in

That's how I saw it too, with my parents and older sister. I'm guessing it was 1978 or 1979.

[Monkey_Driven]

I had a VHS tape of the original 3 from when they aired on USA Network in like the early to mid 90's. I remember being so excited when the special edition VHS tapes came out because it meant I didn't have to fast forward through the commercials and the movies wouldn't be edited.

[Norah]

I recently watched ANH and ESB that were taped off the USA network in the mid 90s. Watching the commercials was the best part.

[Monkey_Driven]

I recently watched ANH and ESB that were taped off the USA network in the mid 90s. Watching the commercials was the best part.

Did you steal my tape?!

[LoathedVermin72]

guys, remember, this is still Star Wars we're talking about, not the Godfather.

God I hate this argument. I like ESB and ROTJ more than The Godfather anyway.

[Norah]

There was an "I Feel Like Chicken Tonight!" commercial and everything!

[Norah]

I recently watched ANH and ESB that were taped off the USA network in the mid 90s. Watching the commercials was the best part.

Did you steal my tape?!

It was actually a few months ago. A group of us rented a place up in new hampshire for a weekend of debauchery and the place was stocked with an amazing VHS collection.

[Rangi Guy]

Decided to pull the plug on going to go and see this today. Not sure when I'll get a chance to see it now.....

[EJ]

top loading vcr?

[Monkey_Driven]

I recently watched ANH and ESB that were taped off the USA network in the mid 90s. Watching the commercials was the best part.

Did you steal my tape?!

It was actually a few months ago. A group of us rented a place up in new hampshire for a weekend of debauchery and the place was stocked with an amazing VHS collection.

Good cover story.

[LoathedVermin72]

It's a desert planet, but it's not Tattooine, it's Jakku (even though it looks exactly the same)!

We can destroy the Death St...oops, I mean Starkiller by flying a bunch of X-Wings through a trench on its surface!