Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

[Monkey_Driven]

I have a feeling the Han Solo movie will be pretty terrible.

yea, i'm not thrilled with the idea of it. or any origin stories. it's a big galaxy.. go somewhere new.

I'm holding out for an IG-88 standalone.

DAMN STRAIGHT

We know the ending though. Dash Rendar is going to fuck some shit up at a junkyard.

[dprival78]

captain phasma was a waste too. why even bother? or did they have a quota of important female characters to hit in order to keep the libs happy?

[dimejinky99]

The next one is where it becomes amazing

If you are already at this point then I'm going to go ahead and say maybe you didn't like it a much as you think you did?

I meant the story. This film was perfect and hit every note perfectly.

It's all set up for what follows and it didn't feel like bullshit set up just to get to the good stuff


We've had the starter. The main is ahead of us.

[E.H. Ruddock]

or did they have a quota of important female characters to hit in order to keep the libs happy?

[dimejinky99]

or did they have a quota of important female characters to hit in order to keep the libs happy?

Laugh it up but there was actual pressure to have gender quota addressed in these films.


Fuckin feminists

[dprival78]

or did they have a quota of important female characters to hit in order to keep the libs happy?

Laugh it up fuzz ball but there was actual pressure to have gender quota addressed in these films.


Fuckin feminists

ftfy

[LoathedVermin72]

Oh Christ the fanboys are REALLY coming out now

[Monkey_Driven]

This is how I viewed Captain Phasma.

[dimejinky99]

The guy who made this, it's you guys except funny.

This is genius though

[BurtReynolds]

This movie is gonna make so much money. It deserves to be up there with such cinematic greatness as Titanic and Avatar.

That was not a compliment.

[stip]

I won't be able to say more until tonight but it was everything I needed it to be. Great characters, excellent action, and a very star warsy plot. Can't rank on one viewing but it hangs with the OT. A few very powerful moments

[dimejinky99]

This movie is gonna make so much money. It deserves to be up there with such cinematic greatness as Titanic and Avatar.

That was not a compliment.

It's made a new record in the US. $57 million on the opening night.


Greatness is its own reward I Spose

[dimejinky99]

I won't be able to say more until tonight but it was everything I needed it to be. Great characters, excellent action, and a very star warsy plot. Can't rank on one viewing but it hangs with the OT. A few very powerful moments

Did you cry? Cmon just say so. I did.

Delighted it did that for you too

[McParadigm]

Someone in my office just said this was the best movie since Jurassic World

Which she said she saw 5 times in the theater

So no thanks

[Monkey_Driven]

This movie is gonna make so much money. It deserves to be up there with such cinematic greatness as Titanic and Avatar.

That was not a compliment.

The original Star Wars is still the third highest grossing movie of all time when adjusted for inflation.

[Strat]

lol this movie was so much worse than I ever could have imagined. The safest, blandest, most braindead product possible. Ridley, Boyega, and especially Gleeson were all horrendous. Awful writing. Wonky pacing. Nothing but exposition punctuated by bangs and flashes, and it embraces the worst aspects of modern drama.

VERY easily the worst SW movie - as bad as the prequels were, at least they were imaginative and didn't just regurgitate the OT in the least exciting possible way. Corporate fanboy nostalgia has really hit a new low with this.

We were all waiting for this. Thanks for not disappointing.

Ridiculous 6

[BurtReynolds]

Someone in my office just said this was the best movie since Jurassic World

Which she said she saw 5 times in the theater

So no thanks

Do you have your old checklist handy? I would like to compare. I fear you were pretty accurate.

[dimejinky99]

Someone in my office just said this was the best movie since Jurassic World

Which she said she saw 5 times in the theater

So no thanks

So easily lead are you? Jurassic world?
You're grasping at straws now McP

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i agree with lv 53% of the time, so this concerns me

[Monkey_Driven]

Someone in my office just said this was the best movie since Jurassic World

Which she said she saw 5 times in the theater

So no thanks

Jurassic Park did have dinosaurs.