Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
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Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's all about themes echoing, rhyming and poetry.
Anyone in any family sees the same disaster unfold with the following generation.
This is just that
Anyone in any family sees the same disaster unfold with the following generation.
This is just that
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Promise me you'll never die.McParadigm wrote:Doesn't Solo's parenting end up making another Darth Vader?stip wrote:I am solo parenting tonight. Waiting on this post is gonna kill me
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The worst thing about this movie is that it renders the previous films meaningless. Everything is reset so they can shit out the same story again. The Empire is still the Empire, The Rebels are still rebels, Han and Leia aren't a thing anymore, farmboy (girl) has to go find a mysterious hermit. Nothing changed. Its all so pointless.
I hate when sequels ruin the previous movies.
I hate when sequels ruin the previous movies.
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I would be ok with another death star, but to destroy it in the same exact manner? With another x-wing trench run? come on..BurtReynolds wrote:I never thought the universe was that rigidly defined at all. This is lock step. I'm not saying it doesn't need Jedi or storm troopers, but fuck, ANOTHER Death Star? Jesus.stip wrote:Again it's not that there arent similar themes or plot points. There are - but I think they're part of the basic storytelling language of this universe, and they were all well executed
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Life, man.BurtReynolds wrote:The worst thing about this movie is that it renders the previous films meaningless. Everything is reset so they can shit out the same story again. The Empire is still the Empire, The Rebels are still rebels, Han and Leia aren't a thing anymore, farmboy (girl) has to go find a mysterious hermit. Nothing changed. Its all so pointless.
I hate when sequels ruin the previous movies.
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:Promise me you'll never die.McParadigm wrote:opzstip wrote:I am solo parenting tonight. Waiting on this post is gonna kill me
Doesn't Solo's parenting end up making another Darth Vader?

The only thing worse than when the most cynical attitude is taken toward an audience is when they say "thank you."I hate when sequels ruin the previous movies
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Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah this isn't similar storytelling language. This is note for note the same. Even the characters seemed utterly bored by it. Why should I be impressed when the people in the movie don't give a shit ?dprival78 wrote:I would be ok with another death star, but to destroy it in the same exact manner? With another x-wing trench run? come on..BurtReynolds wrote:I never thought the universe was that rigidly defined at all. This is lock step. I'm not saying it doesn't need Jedi or storm troopers, but fuck, ANOTHER Death Star? Jesus.stip wrote:Again it's not that there arent similar themes or plot points. There are - but I think they're part of the basic storytelling language of this universe, and they were all well executed
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Yes - and they are coming. But this one had to come first and the similarities are fine/often thematically importantMcParadigm wrote:So you feel there aren't other stories worth telling in this universe?stip wrote:Again it's not that there arent similar themes or plot points. There are - but I think they're part of the basic storytelling language of this universe, and they were all well executed
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Okay - give me a list of the familiar beats that bothered people. I'll respond point by point later (and I may agree on some. I just saw this and haven't had time to reflect
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Expect this email early next year:
"Our new album is called Ten. Careful listeners will find several thematic similarities with past works. Reserve a copy via http://www.pearljam.com and we guarantee you won't get it until well after the release date."
"Our new album is called Ten. Careful listeners will find several thematic similarities with past works. Reserve a copy via http://www.pearljam.com and we guarantee you won't get it until well after the release date."
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I definitely have a response for this and the desert planetdprival78 wrote:I would be ok with another death star, but to destroy it in the same exact manner? With another x-wing trench run? come on..BurtReynolds wrote:I never thought the universe was that rigidly defined at all. This is lock step. I'm not saying it doesn't need Jedi or storm troopers, but fuck, ANOTHER Death Star? Jesus.stip wrote:Again it's not that there arent similar themes or plot points. There are - but I think they're part of the basic storytelling language of this universe, and they were all well executed
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These overly familiar pearl jam posts in response to complaints about overly familiar Star Wars moments is excellent meta posting commentaryMcParadigm wrote:Expect this email early next year:
"Our new album is called Ten. Careful listeners will find several thematic similarities with past works. Reserve a copy via http://www.pearljam.com and we guarantee you won't get it until well after the release date."
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That's the one that actually bothered me a bit as i was watching. So blatant.stip wrote:I definitely have a response for this and the desert planetdprival78 wrote:I would be ok with another death star, but to destroy it in the same exact manner? With another x-wing trench run? come on..BurtReynolds wrote:I never thought the universe was that rigidly defined at all. This is lock step. I'm not saying it doesn't need Jedi or storm troopers, but fuck, ANOTHER Death Star? Jesus.stip wrote:Again it's not that there arent similar themes or plot points. There are - but I think they're part of the basic storytelling language of this universe, and they were all well executed
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I mean... like... all of it. Every thing. All the beats.stip wrote:Okay - give me a list of the familiar beats that bothered people. I'll respond point by point later (and I may agree on some. I just saw this and haven't had time to reflect
Except maybe Finn's story I guess? Or is he the Princess Leia this time around? They seemed to split Luke into two characters.
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Or Luke and Han had babies. That's probably it.
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Would any of these people have a problem if pearl jam recorded a new album that was ten or yield or no code type songs, just slightly tweaked?
I think not
I think not
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You mean how all of their "anthems" since Yield have been a tweaked version of Given to Fly? Yeah, we've been bitching about that for a decade now.
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I look forward to fresh new hits like "Balanced Pour", "JustAsGoodAsTheLastMan" and "Fiven to Gly"dimejinky99 wrote:Would any of these people have a problem if pearl jam recorded a new album that was ten or yield or no code type songs, just slightly tweaked?
I think not
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BurtReynolds wrote:I look forward to fresh new hits like "Balanced Pour", "JustAsGoodAsTheLastMan" and "Fiven to Gly"dimejinky99 wrote:Would any of these people have a problem if pearl jam recorded a new album that was ten or yield or no code type songs, just slightly tweaked?
I think not
Betterman?
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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I'm still still alive
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