Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

[BurtReynolds]

I can start a list, but someone else will have to continue:

1. title crawl
2. big ship
3. desert
4. droid in desert (with secret plans!)
5. guy who looks like Alec Guiness in desert
6. more desert
7. people murdered by stormtroopers in desert (with flamethrowers, naturally)
8. girl who looks like Luke in desert
9. droid nearly captured by diminutive alien in desert
10. more desert
11. Some desert aliens (pilfered more from the prequel Tattooine than the original one.)


I haven't even gotten to the cantina, but that should get you started.

[BurtReynolds]

I can start a list, but someone else will have to continue:

1. title crawl
2. big ship
3. desert
4. droid in desert (with secret plans!)
5. guy who looks like Alec Guiness in desert
6. more desert
7. people murdered by stormtroopers in desert (with flamethrowers, naturally)
8. girl who looks like Luke in desert
9. droid nearly captured by diminutive alien in desert
10. more desert
11. Some desert aliens (pilfered more from the prequel Tattooine than the original one.)


I haven't even gotten to the cantina, but that should get you started.

oh and 7b: Rebels crushed by Vader, but this time in desert

[daft twat]

Again it's not that there arent similar themes or plot points. There are - but I think they're part of the basic storytelling language of this universe, and they were all well executed

So you feel there aren't other stories worth telling in this universe?

I find this ironic. Some of you thundercunts post the same cynical shit with your noses turned up in any thread where someone enjoys or appreciates something. Aren't there other sentiments worth posting? I don't see how some of you have anyone who loves you. You're that miserable. Merry Christmas!

[BurtReynolds]

Again it's not that there arent similar themes or plot points. There are - but I think they're part of the basic storytelling language of this universe, and they were all well executed

So you feel there aren't other stories worth telling in this universe?

I find this ironic. Some of you thundercunts post the same cynical shit with your noses turned up in any thread where someone enjoys or appreciates something. Aren't there other sentiments worth posting? I don't see how some of you have anyone who loves you. You're that miserable. Merry Christmas!

welp. the only way to fix this is to make a new thread for positive comments only! What will the poll be?

[McParadigm]

help I've been ad hominem'd to death!

[Coach]

Sweet. I am going tomorrow morning by myself.....Life with a 10-month-old.....that was a tough negotiation with my wife, but the force was on my side.

[LoathedVermin72]

Don't you guys know that any kind of critical response is elitist and cynical? This is STAR WARS we're talking about!

[BurtReynolds]

ok everyone calm down.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Is dime just staying up 24 hours a day to post about this now?

[BurtReynolds]

Is dime just staying up 24 hours a day to post about this now?

i'm glad he likes it.

[LoathedVermin72]

Armond is (mostly) on point, as usual: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/4 ... emystified

[stip]

Armond is (mostly) on point, as usual: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/4 ... emystified

Good lord that piece was moronic

[stip]

That was inches away from arguing that a black hero shooting white storm troopers is an act of white shaming

[BurtReynolds]

Armond is (mostly) on point, as usual: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/4 ... emystified

Good lord that piece was moronic

But "Luke, I'm your father" was about Vietnam, man!

[stip]

Seriously LV, that was just awful.

[epilogue]

Armond is (mostly) on point, as usual: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/4 ... emystified

Good lord that piece was moronic

I haven't seen the movie yet. But that review is insufferable.

[LoathedVermin72]

Of course you think so, stip. You are the antithesis of everything I believe in.

[McParadigm]

LV, you are hereby kicked out of the Thundercunts.

[nyquillyn]

I'm guessing Stip saw "National Review" and didn't actually read anything.

[epilogue]

LV, you are hereby kicked out of the Thundercunts.

Wow.