Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

[LoathedVermin72]

[B]

Exhausting keeping up with this thread

[dimejinky99]

Did anyone else find it weird that Han was making such a big deal about that alien with the glasses and how mean she was and how weird looking she was, then it turns out that she was just a vanilla alien with bad eye sight?

or did I miss something there?

Though that too
All he says is don't stare and they both say at what and replies any of it
He doesn't mean maz. He means the bar and everyone in it.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

I see boobs.

[dimejinky99]

Love this

[BurtReynolds]

Love this

its kinda the perfect encapsulation of this movie.

[E.H. Ruddock]

maybe im trying too hard but it kinda looks like the map to Luke??

also I had to leave a night shift to see it on the 17th and almost lied to work at said i was there the whole time, instead docking hrs, good thing as a picture of me appeared in the local newspaper the next day standing in line at movie theatre

Just as the crawl dissolved

Jesus.
Good catch

Guys, don't be ridiculous.

[BurtReynolds]

Did anyone else find it weird that Han was making such a big deal about that alien with the glasses and how mean she was and how weird looking she was, then it turns out that she was just a vanilla alien with bad eye sight?

or did I miss something there?

Though that too
All he says is don't stare and they both say at what and replies any of it
He doesn't mean maz. He means the bar and everyone in it.

I was coming back from a bathroom break, so I wasn't sure. It just seemed weird that he was making a big deal out of it.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Who goes to the bathroom in a movie? I don't understand how you don't go before. Jesus burt

[zeb]

Who goes to the bathroom in a movie? I don't understand how you don't go before. Jesus burt

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Who goes to the bathroom in a movie? I don't understand how you don't go before. Jesus burt

Yeah man, you dropped the ball there.

[stip]

Love this

its kinda the perfect encapsulation of this movie.

It's kinda not at all

[BurtReynolds]

Who goes to the bathroom in a movie? I don't understand how you don't go before. Jesus burt

Yeah man, you dropped the ball there.

Look fuckers, some of us have tiny bladders. Don't make fun of my disability.

[Birds in Hell]

I'm on Team Burt here.

[zeb]

Toilet breaks during movies or concerts are the actions of old men who have lost their spirit.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Who goes to the bathroom in a movie? I don't understand how you don't go before. Jesus burt

Yeah man, you dropped the ball there.

Look fuckers, some of us have tiny bladders. Don't make fun of my disability.

sigh

[LoathedVermin72]

Love this

its kinda the perfect encapsulation of this movie.

It's kinda not at all

It kinda exactly is

[BurtReynolds]

Who goes to the bathroom in a movie? I don't understand how you don't go before. Jesus burt

Yeah man, you dropped the ball there.

Look fuckers, some of us have tiny bladders. Don't make fun of my disability.

sigh

and when they offer a large for a quarter more, who am I to turn that down? I need my gallon of chemical sludge.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

True story: I needed to pee half way through the movie, but didn't want to miss anything so I just held on.

I thought that somehow something had ruptured toward the end of the movie, because I thought I could feel dampness in my pants. Turns out it was just sweat.

As soon as the credits rolled I made a beeline for the can. Stupid TV camera crew jumped on me as I walked out to get my reaction (I think mainly because I was in cosplay). I mumbled something fairly ambiguous spoilerless, and bolted for the can.

Spoiler: show

[E.H. Ruddock]

Lol