Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

[BurtReynolds]

General Grevious is Ruddo's Kesha.

I regret nothing

I like him, until he died like a punk.

[E.H. Ruddock]

General Grevious is Ruddo's Kesha.

I regret nothing

I like him, until he died like a punk.

stfu

[spike]

So, is Snoke Darth Plagueiuosoiuweoiuss ?

and is he actually a foot tall with a massive napoleon complex?

[BurtReynolds]

So, is Snoke Darth Plagueiuosoiuweoiuss ?

and is he actually a foot tall with a massive napoleon complex?

I'm almost positive that will be the case.

[B]

So, is Snoke Darth Plagueiuosoiuweoiuss ?

and is he actually a foot tall with a massive napoleon complex?

Comicbookmovie.com says definitely not Darth Plagueous but didn't say how they knew.

[B]

how did kylo ren sense han on the planet if han isn't a jedi?

[E.H. Ruddock]

Should I go see it again tonight by myself?

I am

[spike]

how did kylo ren sense han on the planet if han isn't a jedi?

he did no look shoot that stormtrooper in the new movie too

han solo would make for a crap force ghost though

[given2trade]

62% as good as the originals? Are you guys out of your fucking minds?

It was a remake. I left very disappointed.

It was such a remake/nastalgia film they were in on the joke with shit like "isn't that a death star? no it's much bigger" and "always a way to destroy these things".

I would tell a kid to just watch 4-6 and skip all the rest.

[spike]

So, is Snoke Darth Plagueiuosoiuweoiuss ?

and is he actually a foot tall with a massive napoleon complex?

I'm almost positive that will be the case.

it's hilariously meta that CGI is literally the big bad guy in this film. well played, JJ.

[given2trade]

Also, didn't they have keys? It shouldn't be so easy to steal a spaceship.

It's been stolen many times you'd think they would at least put a CLUB on the steering wheel.

[spike]

Also, didn't they have keys? It shouldn't be so easy to steal a spaceship.

It's been stolen many times you'd think they would at least put a CLUB on the steering wheel.

and what's with starkiller base having no railings to speak of? OSHA needed to get up in there.

[given2trade]

Also what's the deal with the shield being penetrated by a ship going light-speed through it? That's a pretty big defect!

But really, I'm just mad how easy it was to steel the millennium falcon.

[given2trade]

Also, didn't they have keys? It shouldn't be so easy to steal a spaceship.

It's been stolen many times you'd think they would at least put a CLUB on the steering wheel.

and what's with starkiller base having no railings to speak of? OSHA needed to get up in there.

amirite?

[dprival78]

7 movies and still no sign of a bathroom anywhere. fuck this series.

[given2trade]

Also, when Han Solo's shitty kid is fighting the black guy why didn't he use the "freezing" move he has? If I had a freezing move I would always use it. And how could the black guy even fight with a lightsaber? He's not a Jedi!

Also, the Jedi woman is AMAZING without any training while Han Solo's shitty kid had tons of training. What does that teach our kids?

[BurtReynolds]

Also, when Han Solo's shitty kid is fighting the black guy why didn't he use the "freezing" move he has? If I had a freezing move I would always use it. And how could the black guy even fight with a lightsaber? He's not a Jedi!

Also, the Jedi woman is AMAZING without any training while Han Solo's shitty kid had tons of training. What does that teach our kids?

thank god you are back.

[spike]

i saw that burt

[given2trade]

i saw that burt

what a jerk

[BurtReynolds]

i saw that burt

dp beat me to it.