HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)

[Will]

I made it through episode 2 of season 1. I don't like this show yet... How long should I give it before I give up? I figured I would watch through episode 5.

You should watch all 29 episodes that have aired over the course of the three seasons thus far and then come back and tell us how awesome this show is.

[elliseamos]

i had no idea THAT was about to happen, but i figured things would play out how catelyn seemed to foreshadow with the undermanned army being caught between the lannister's and the sea.

also, i've decided john snow sucks. ygritte's hot.

[Mecca]

i had no idea THAT was about to happen, but i figured things would play out how catelyn seemed to foreshadow with the undermanned army being caught between the lannister's and the sea.

also, i've decided john snow sucks. ygritte's hot.

never thought anyone would say that Jon sucks.

[Jorge]

OMG GUYS HOW CRAZY WAS THIS SHOW LAST NIGHT OMG
- my entire Facebook feed.

I guess something big happened?

[B]

Hey, I heard something cool happened last night.

[elliseamos]

i had no idea THAT was about to happen, but i figured things would play out how catelyn seemed to foreshadow with the undermanned army being caught between the lannister's and the sea.

also, i've decided john snow sucks. ygritte's hot.

never thought anyone would say that Jon sucks.

he could always redeem himself. like jamie saving brienne.

[Mecca]

i had no idea THAT was about to happen, but i figured things would play out how catelyn seemed to foreshadow with the undermanned army being caught between the lannister's and the sea.

also, i've decided john snow sucks. ygritte's hot.

never thought anyone would say that Jon sucks.

he could always redeem himself. like jamie saving brienne.

the Jamie turnaround moment for me was his recounting of saving King's Landing from Aerys. Dude has to suffer the label "kingslayer" his entire life when he only did what he did to save the entire city.

I'm not sure what about Jon Snow is turning you away from him, but he's just showing traits that we've known Starks to exhibit: loyalty and justice.

[dimejinky99]

Why doesn't George RR Martin use twitter?

Cos he killed all 140 characters.

[BurtReynolds]

i had no idea THAT was about to happen, but i figured things would play out how catelyn seemed to foreshadow with the undermanned army being caught between the lannister's and the sea.

also, i've decided john snow sucks. ygritte's hot.

never thought anyone would say that Jon sucks.

he could always redeem himself. like jamie saving brienne.

the Jamie turnaround moment for me was his recounting of saving King's Landing from Aerys. Dude has to suffer the label "kingslayer" his entire life when he only did what he did to save the entire city.

I'm not sure what about Jon Snow is turning you away from him, but he's just showing traits that we've known Starks to exhibit: loyalty and justice.

I've only seen season 1 and 2, but the show kinda makes Jon out to be a clueless idiot so far. I take it he becomes a badass at some point?

[tommymtcom]

i had no idea THAT was about to happen, but i figured things would play out how catelyn seemed to foreshadow with the undermanned army being caught between the lannister's and the sea.

also, i've decided john snow sucks. ygritte's hot.

never thought anyone would say that Jon sucks.

he could always redeem himself. like jamie saving brienne.

the Jamie turnaround moment for me was his recounting of saving King's Landing from Aerys. Dude has to suffer the label "kingslayer" his entire life when he only did what he did to save the entire city.

I'm not sure what about Jon Snow is turning you away from him, but he's just showing traits that we've known Starks to exhibit: loyalty and justice.

I've only seen season 1 and 2, but the show kinda makes Jon out to be a clueless idiot so far. I take it he becomes a badass at some point?

kinda, but he never really stops being a dope.

[Mecca]

i had no idea THAT was about to happen, but i figured things would play out how catelyn seemed to foreshadow with the undermanned army being caught between the lannister's and the sea.

also, i've decided john snow sucks. ygritte's hot.

never thought anyone would say that Jon sucks.

he could always redeem himself. like jamie saving brienne.

the Jamie turnaround moment for me was his recounting of saving King's Landing from Aerys. Dude has to suffer the label "kingslayer" his entire life when he only did what he did to save the entire city.

I'm not sure what about Jon Snow is turning you away from him, but he's just showing traits that we've known Starks to exhibit: loyalty and justice.

I've only seen season 1 and 2, but the show kinda makes Jon out to be a clueless idiot so far. I take it he becomes a badass at some point?

He might, but I'm just going on what I know of him in the show because that's about as far with him as I am in the books. I find his storyline one of the most interesting because of how he has to deal with compromising between the oaths he swore and what he knows to be right in order to infiltrate the wildlings. To me, he's the most like Ned ironically. Ned's story, albeit short-live in the realm of the story is probably my favorite because he was a man that stood by principles, even though it cost him his head.

[elliseamos]

folks, jon snow sucks b/c at this point, he's just ditched ygritte. that's not loyal, that's stupid.

[Mecca]

folks, jon snow sucks b/c at this point, he's just ditched ygritte. that's not loyal, that's stupid.

he's a man of the night's watch, as Ygritte told him, she knows what he's loyal to, despite her attempts to make him choose her when it came down to brass tacks.

[spike]

OMG GUYS HOW CRAZY WAS THIS SHOW LAST NIGHT OMG
- my entire Facebook feed.

I guess something big happened?

TWO MINUTES LATER...

Hey, I heard something cool happened last night.

hahaha, is there a worse poster than B?

[elliseamos]

folks, jon snow sucks b/c at this point, he's just ditched ygritte. that's not loyal, that's stupid.

he's a man of the night's watch, as Ygritte told him, she knows what he's loyal to, despite her attempts to make him choose her when it came down to brass tacks.

that's lame. he sucks for leaving a good woman.

[B]

Hey, I heard something cool happened last night.

hahaha, is there a worse poster than B?

10Club Management?

[Simple Torture]

I spoiled the Red Wedding for myself by reading just a little too far on a Wiki. I thought it was great.

[spike]

Hey, I heard something cool happened last night.

hahaha, is there a worse poster than B?

10Club Management?

yeah, but i mean, you're doing this for fun. it should be better.

[Mecca]

folks, jon snow sucks b/c at this point, he's just ditched ygritte. that's not loyal, that's stupid.

he's a man of the night's watch, as Ygritte told him, she knows what he's loyal to, despite her attempts to make him choose her when it came down to brass tacks.

that's lame. he sucks for leaving a good woman.

is she?

[spike]

Oh Shit, I Totally Forgot That Happens!

COMMENTARY • Opinion • ISSUE 49•23 • Jun 3, 2013
By George R.R. Martin



As the author of the popular Song Of Ice And Fire series of fantasy novels, it has been a pleasure and a joy to watch Game Of Thrones, HBO’s riveting television adaptation of my work. Every week, the show delights viewers, myself included, with a series of stirring performances, deftly maneuvered feats of visual storytelling, and eye-popping special effects. It truly is a joy to watch my novels—my life’s work—come to life on the screen, rendered with tact, faithfulness, and considerable filmmaking skill.

That being said, HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I totally forgot that whole thing about the Red Wedding! Christ almighty, talk about a punch in the goddamned gut. I must have been sitting there for 20 minutes afterwards just completely numb with disbelief, like, “What the hell did I just watch?”

I mean, is it that brutal in my book? I honestly don’t remember.

The whole time it was happening, I was literally just staring at my television in shock thinking, “Son of a bitch, I forgot about that! Three of the story’s main characters are murdered in the most savage and horrific fashion imaginable!” My wife and I were sitting on the couch and we both just turned and looked at each other, like, “Whoa. That was intense.” I mean, I vaguely remember writing something like that, but that was years ago, you know? You forget these things.

And you don’t see it coming, either; that’s the thing. The previous episode capped off with the marriage of Tyrion Lannister and Sansa Stark, which seemed like it might be the real big event in a season that has largely been concerned with puzzle pieces falling into place. So with only two episodes left before the season’s conclusion, I was just looking forward to some more juicy exposition, no more, no less. But no! Catelyn Stark, Robb Stark, his wife Talisa and their unborn child—hell, even Robb’s wolf, Grey Wind—all slaughtered on the same night by the traitorous Walder Frey and his league of Lannister sympathizers! And at the end of a wedding no less! A goddamned wedding!

And here I was sitting on my couch like a child thinking about how sweet it was that Talisa wanted to name the baby after Ned Stark, and how emotional it would be in two minutes when Robb finally met up with Arya, who was right outside the whole time. I was looking forward to that scene for three whole episodes! I was 100 percent sure I had written it, too. I mean, who doesn’t want Arya to reunite with her family?

Then out of nowhere, boom! Catelyn Stark’s neck is sliced open with her firstborn son dead at her feet. And I suddenly remembered, “Oh, yeah! I did that.”

I think it was in Book Four. Or Book Three? One of those.

The worst part, though, was the moment right when I started to realize what I had written. It was after Lothar Frey went to the back of the room and closed those big doors and Catelyn Stark looked over at Roose Bolton and saw that he’s wearing chainmail under his nice clothes. That was the moment I thought, “Fuck, that’s right. I think I might kill off Robb Stark here.” And then I did! And boy, was it a hard to thing to watch, especially when I had also completely blanked on the fact his mom dies right after.

This fucking show, you know? One minute Robb Stark is solidifying his military power on his way to King’s Landing and the next he’s bleeding out on the floor. Just goes to show you can’t get too attached to any of my characters.

Hell, I’m still getting over the death of Ned Stark in Season One.

And even though it’s my responsibility as an author to protect the integrity of my novels at all costs, I have to admit that I personally wouldn’t have noticed if they’d completely changed the story at that point and the episode had ended happily. Hell, those books were written a long time ago; you can’t expect me to remember every last detail. Sure, I’m an executive producer on the show and they send me all the scripts on these things, but I never read them. Those things are full of spoilers.

At any rate, holy shit! I almost don’t want to see what I do next week. All I know is Tyrion better not get killed, because if he dies I’m done with this show, man. Done.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/oh-shi ... ens,32673/