Axl Rose

[kudos the hero]

A thread to share your thoughts about the one and the only: Axl Rose.

I heard he's actually a nice guy. But for some reason I feel like I wanna punch him in the face.

[Kaius]

My money is on fat Axl.

[McParadigm]

I mean, considering everyone in his entourage is getting paid and work for him(Del, Dizzy, TB, Ashba etc), do you guys think there are times where Axl reminisces and misses having the old guys around him back in the day before Appetite where they were there because they had a bond? No monetary incentive? I think he does. I know I reminisce on old times(I'm 28 but anyway) with people I became estranged from and even dislike now. What do you guys think?

[tommymtcom]

I like to think he has deluded himself into thinking they are his friends.

[BurtReynolds]

I always thought of him as a being of pure hatred. Even in kindergarten.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Axl chooses who his friends are, whether they like it or not.

[BurtReynolds]

I don't. Or maybe he does.

[The Argonaut]

McP is 28?

[BurtReynolds]

McP is 28?

I think he meant 58.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

McP is 28?

No, he just copied and pasted that post from somewhere else.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

McP is 28?

he's 35

[tommymtcom]

I bet he's a star trek guy. He probably sees himself as the captain Kirk of the band.

[kudos the hero]

I heard that Axl Rose was drunk at a farm in Sweden this one time and tried to bite off a chicken's head so he could impress his friends and be all Ozzy-like but the chicken bit his tongue, then he stormed off the farm, blamed and fired his security company, said he couldn't sing and cancelled the European tour.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

does he do any vaporwave stuff?

[kudos the hero]

does he do any vaporwave stuff?

as usual, this idiot here is making a lot of sense... (sarcasm)

[bodysnatcher]

[William Bloke]

does he do any vaporwave stuff?

as usual, this idiot here is making a lot of sense... (sarcasm)

Hey dude - one man's ceiling is another man's floor.

[bodysnatcher]

so what's this i hear about Axl becoming the front man for AC/DC?

I couldn't care less about AC/DC or GnR. I just find this amusing.

[Wendy Carlos's Twin]

so what's this i hear about Axl becoming the front man for AC/DC?

I couldn't care less about AC/DC or GnR. I just find this amusing.

Finally, a gig where he is required to sound like a strangled cat.

[bodysnatcher]

This is gonna sound like a post-throat cancer patient pushing out a rock hard turd