Haiku Baiku

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detach remove or
discard the remaining bits
they aren't worth the time
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malice wrote:detach remove or
discard the remaining bits
they aren't worth the time
or paint right over them, the hell

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Yugoslavian
Territoriality
Inadequacy

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wet and wined up poem
lifted far from soggy post
bare the lines out hung
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I pooped and pooped for
Days on end until I could
Not poop any more.
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All this extra time
Now that my poops are all gone
Guess I'll masturbate.
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Watermelon is
the most delicious to eat
of all the melons.
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nook nook spoon fellows
pudding cup your mama's aunt
lumpy parfait set
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great another hai
ku thread on red mosquito
how original
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haikus
don't make sense
to me
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what's the syllable rule again?
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pew pew WWOOOOOOMMMMMMPP cchheeewwwP-KKRRGGG

pew pew
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Kaius wrote:pew pew WWOOOOOOMMMMMMPP cchheeewwwP-KKRRGGG

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Bless you...
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