Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
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My son just blew my mind.
"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"
"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"
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Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
Welp. This could be the plot hole that drives me from star wars forever. Thanks McP's sonMcParadigm wrote:My son just blew my mind.
"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"
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His follow up was "why, when people die, do we call them Angels? Why not 'the walking dead?'"E.H. Ruddock wrote:Welp. This could be the plot hole that drives me from star wars forever. Thanks McP's sonMcParadigm wrote:My son just blew my mind.
"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"
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Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
Shit, Rian Johnson did the fly episode?? Hell yea.
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lol. He is his fathers sonMcParadigm wrote:His follow up was "why, when people die, do we call them Angels? Why not 'the walking dead?'"E.H. Ruddock wrote:Welp. This could be the plot hole that drives me from star wars forever. Thanks McP's sonMcParadigm wrote:My son just blew my mind.
"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"
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McP's son is a climate change denierE.H. Ruddock wrote:Welp. This could be the plot hole that drives me from star wars forever. Thanks McP's sonMcParadigm wrote:My son just blew my mind.
"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"
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McParadigm wrote:My son just blew my mind.
"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"
In this galaxy far away do they breath oxygen exclusively?
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are we sure that taun tauns don't breathe carbon dioxide and release oxygen?@SkitchP wrote:McParadigm wrote:My son just blew my mind.
"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"
In this galaxy far away do they breath oxygen exclusively?
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It makes me love him more when you think you have to defend against his logic.
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How McP's son sees the world


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but that's what it looks likeLetMeSleep wrote:How McP's son sees the world
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Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
Mecca wrote:are we sure that taun tauns don't breathe carbon dioxide and release oxygen?@SkitchP wrote:McParadigm wrote:My son just blew my mind.
"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"
In this galaxy far away do they breath oxygen exclusively?
can oxygen freeze? Maybe the snow melts into something breathable. Maybe there are invisible plants. Maybe the shield generator also creates an giant oxygen bubble. So many reasonable answers.
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lets not Force this one, skitch@SkitchP wrote:Mecca wrote:are we sure that taun tauns don't breathe carbon dioxide and release oxygen?@SkitchP wrote:McParadigm wrote:My son just blew my mind.
"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"
In this galaxy far away do they breath oxygen exclusively?
can oxygen freeze? Maybe the snow melts into something breathable. Maybe there are invisible plants. Maybe the shield generator also creates an giant oxygen bubble. So many reasonable answers.
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Mecca wrote:lets not Force this one, skitch@SkitchP wrote:Mecca wrote:are we sure that taun tauns don't breathe carbon dioxide and release oxygen?@SkitchP wrote:McParadigm wrote:My son just blew my mind.
"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"
In this galaxy far away do they breath oxygen exclusively?
can oxygen freeze? Maybe the snow melts into something breathable. Maybe there are invisible plants. Maybe the shield generator also creates an giant oxygen bubble. So many reasonable answers.
That's not how the force works.
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I need a recut of this movie with Han Solo saying that line after every instance of Rey using the force beyond what her ability should be@SkitchP wrote:Mecca wrote:lets not Force this one, skitch@SkitchP wrote:Mecca wrote:are we sure that taun tauns don't breathe carbon dioxide and release oxygen?@SkitchP wrote:McParadigm wrote:My son just blew my mind.
"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"
In this galaxy far away do they breath oxygen exclusively?
can oxygen freeze? Maybe the snow melts into something breathable. Maybe there are invisible plants. Maybe the shield generator also creates an giant oxygen bubble. So many reasonable answers.
That's not how the force works.
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Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
I found a vox article on the force awakens to have some merit. I should definitely hate myself for this, but who should I hate more?
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Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
Biology and chemistry 101.McParadigm wrote:My son just blew my mind.
"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"
If all life on Earth died, the oxygen wouldn't disappear. It's because of aerobically respiring life that the oxygen depletion occurs. Hoth doesn't seem very colonised or abundant with animal life anyway.
However, SW folklore suggests that the sub-glacial ocean of Hoth is inhabited by microscopic creatures, including algae, which seem to be able to get enough sunlight from under the deep layer of ice to perform photosynthesis. Hoth's three moons generate a tidal pull which creates cracks on the ice, causing ocean water to invade the surface, where it is instantly frozen. This brings ocean algae and other microorganisms to the surface.
Plant life on Hoth appears to be restricted to algae and lichens. Still, the oxygen-based atmosphere of the planet seems to prove that large-scale photosynthesis must be occurring somewhere; or have occurred in the past. This, along with the presence of large, mammalianoid creatures like the Wampas, strongly suggests that Hoth was once a much warmer world, which later went through some sort of major catastrophe which turned it into a desolate ice ball.
Another theory says that Hoth may be simply passing through a temporary frozen stage, similar to the Snowball Earth hypothesis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowball_E ... 1451993409).
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McP, please read that to your son and then "drop the mic".
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