Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

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So what did you think (DcT edition)?

Best of all the films
8
9%
Better than A New Hope, Empire, the prequels, But not Jedi
2
2%
Better than A New Hope, Jedi, the prequels, but not Empire
6
7%
Better than Empire, Jedi, the Prequels, but not A New Hope
2
2%
Better than A New Hope and the prequels, but not Empire or Jedi
2
2%
Better than Empire and the prequels, but not A New Hope or Jedi
1
1%
Better than Jedi and the prequels, but not a New Hope or Empire
23
26%
As good as Empire, Jedi, and A New Hope, and better than the prequels
15
17%
Better than the prequels, but not the originals
15
17%
As good as some of the prequels
7
8%
As good as all of the prequels
2
2%
Worse than the prequels
5
6%
 
Total votes: 88

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My son just blew my mind.

"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"
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McParadigm wrote:My son just blew my mind.

"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"
Welp. This could be the plot hole that drives me from star wars forever. Thanks McP's son
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
McParadigm wrote:My son just blew my mind.

"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"
Welp. This could be the plot hole that drives me from star wars forever. Thanks McP's son
His follow up was "why, when people die, do we call them Angels? Why not 'the walking dead?'"
(patriotic choking noises)
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Shit, Rian Johnson did the fly episode?? Hell yea.
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McParadigm wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
McParadigm wrote:My son just blew my mind.

"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"
Welp. This could be the plot hole that drives me from star wars forever. Thanks McP's son
His follow up was "why, when people die, do we call them Angels? Why not 'the walking dead?'"
lol. He is his fathers son
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
McParadigm wrote:My son just blew my mind.

"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"
Welp. This could be the plot hole that drives me from star wars forever. Thanks McP's son
McP's son is a climate change denier
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McParadigm wrote:My son just blew my mind.

"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"

In this galaxy far away do they breath oxygen exclusively?
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@SkitchP wrote:
McParadigm wrote:My son just blew my mind.

"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"

In this galaxy far away do they breath oxygen exclusively?
are we sure that taun tauns don't breathe carbon dioxide and release oxygen?
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It makes me love him more when you think you have to defend against his logic.

Current amount: substantial.
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How McP's son sees the world
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LetMeSleep wrote:How McP's son sees the world
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but that's what it looks like
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Mecca wrote:
@SkitchP wrote:
McParadigm wrote:My son just blew my mind.

"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"

In this galaxy far away do they breath oxygen exclusively?
are we sure that taun tauns don't breathe carbon dioxide and release oxygen?

can oxygen freeze? Maybe the snow melts into something breathable. Maybe there are invisible plants. Maybe the shield generator also creates an giant oxygen bubble. So many reasonable answers.
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@SkitchP wrote:
Mecca wrote:
@SkitchP wrote:
McParadigm wrote:My son just blew my mind.

"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"

In this galaxy far away do they breath oxygen exclusively?
are we sure that taun tauns don't breathe carbon dioxide and release oxygen?

can oxygen freeze? Maybe the snow melts into something breathable. Maybe there are invisible plants. Maybe the shield generator also creates an giant oxygen bubble. So many reasonable answers.
lets not Force this one, skitch
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Mecca wrote:
@SkitchP wrote:
Mecca wrote:
@SkitchP wrote:
McParadigm wrote:My son just blew my mind.

"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"

In this galaxy far away do they breath oxygen exclusively?
are we sure that taun tauns don't breathe carbon dioxide and release oxygen?

can oxygen freeze? Maybe the snow melts into something breathable. Maybe there are invisible plants. Maybe the shield generator also creates an giant oxygen bubble. So many reasonable answers.
lets not Force this one, skitch

That's not how the force works.
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@SkitchP wrote:
Mecca wrote:
@SkitchP wrote:
Mecca wrote:
@SkitchP wrote:
McParadigm wrote:My son just blew my mind.

"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"

In this galaxy far away do they breath oxygen exclusively?
are we sure that taun tauns don't breathe carbon dioxide and release oxygen?

can oxygen freeze? Maybe the snow melts into something breathable. Maybe there are invisible plants. Maybe the shield generator also creates an giant oxygen bubble. So many reasonable answers.
lets not Force this one, skitch

That's not how the force works.
I need a recut of this movie with Han Solo saying that line after every instance of Rey using the force beyond what her ability should be
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I found a vox article on the force awakens to have some merit. I should definitely hate myself for this, but who should I hate more?
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McParadigm wrote:My son just blew my mind.

"How is there any oxygen on Hoth if there aren't any plants?"
Biology and chemistry 101.

If all life on Earth died, the oxygen wouldn't disappear. It's because of aerobically respiring life that the oxygen depletion occurs. Hoth doesn't seem very colonised or abundant with animal life anyway.

However, SW folklore suggests that the sub-glacial ocean of Hoth is inhabited by microscopic creatures, including algae, which seem to be able to get enough sunlight from under the deep layer of ice to perform photosynthesis. Hoth's three moons generate a tidal pull which creates cracks on the ice, causing ocean water to invade the surface, where it is instantly frozen. This brings ocean algae and other microorganisms to the surface.

Plant life on Hoth appears to be restricted to algae and lichens. Still, the oxygen-based atmosphere of the planet seems to prove that large-scale photosynthesis must be occurring somewhere; or have occurred in the past. This, along with the presence of large, mammalianoid creatures like the Wampas, strongly suggests that Hoth was once a much warmer world, which later went through some sort of major catastrophe which turned it into a desolate ice ball.

Another theory says that Hoth may be simply passing through a temporary frozen stage, similar to the Snowball Earth hypothesis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowball_E ... 1451993409).
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McP, please read that to your son and then "drop the mic".
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