Even more Guns N Roses Hilarity

Other than Pearl Jam, who else is there?
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In an apparent bid to find someone who could match Slash in both chops and headgear, Axl hired Brian Patrick Carroll — a.k.a., the mask-and KFC bucket-sporting cult guitarist Buckethead — to fill the band's vacant lead guitar spot. Buckethead insisted on recording his parts for Chinese Democracy in a specially built chicken coop decorated with rubber chicken parts; and when Axl's pet wolf puppy took a dump in Buckethead's cage, the guitarist refused to let anyone remove the turd, claiming that he loved the scent. For a while, Buckethead also kept a TV monitor in his coop that streamed constant hardcore porn, an affectation that reportedly offended Axl far more than the lingering wolf poop fumes.

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Now THAT'S a rock star!
I wonder what bodysnatcher's wife would think about that?
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Seems fitting for that album
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In an apparent bid to find someone who could match Slash in both chops and headgear, Axl hired Brian Patrick Carroll — a.k.a., the mask-and KFC bucket-sporting cult guitarist Buckethead — to fill the band's vacant lead guitar spot. Buckethead insisted on recording his parts for Chinese Democracy in a specially built chicken coop decorated with rubber chicken parts; and when Axl's pet wolf puppy took a dump in Buckethead's cage, the guitarist refused to let anyone remove the turd, claiming that he loved the scent. For a while, Buckethead also kept a TV monitor in his coop that streamed constant hardcore porn, an affectation that reportedly offended Axl far more than the lingering wolf poop fumes.

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From what I've heard from a reliable source, Buckethead basically asked for all of that shit as a way to fuck with Axl to see how far Axl would go to appease him. He never expected half of that shit to actually be done. By the end of his time in the band he couldn't wait to get the fuck out of there, basically said that all of the stories about Axl are true.
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Man, i dont get tired of reading to Axl stories.
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i wanna read some, is there a good source?
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bodysnatcher wrote:i wanna read some, is there a good source?
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You guys think it's too soon for Duff and Slash to be joined onstage by a Scott Weiland hologram for a Velvet Revolver reunion at Coachella?
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Yeah, that guy's gonna be really disappointed.

Maybe Axl should sell the GnR rights to Disney.
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Through all your years of reporting on bands, what’s the best roadie story you’ve heard?

I heard some roadies talking about how something had to be “yellow-jacketed” and I [asked] “What is yellow-jacketing?” They said, “There was a guy that worked with Guns N’ Roses, and there was a show and Axl Rose needed a yellow jacket that he’d left in England before he would perform. So a roadie was given the job to get on a plane as fast as possible, go to London, find Axl Rose’s yellow jacket, and come back so he could play the show.” The best part about that story is not that somebody had to go get a yellow jacket for Axl Rose, but that it became such lore among other roadies that it became a verb — to yellow-jacket.
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McParadigm wrote:Through all your years of reporting on bands, what’s the best roadie story you’ve heard?

I heard some roadies talking about how something had to be “yellow-jacketed” and I [asked] “What is yellow-jacketing?” They said, “There was a guy that worked with Guns N’ Roses, and there was a show and Axl Rose needed a yellow jacket that he’d left in England before he would perform. So a roadie was given the job to get on a plane as fast as possible, go to London, find Axl Rose’s yellow jacket, and come back so he could play the show.” The best part about that story is not that somebody had to go get a yellow jacket for Axl Rose, but that it became such lore among other roadies that it became a verb — to yellow-jacket.
Thats a good one. I cant blame the guy for being an asshole if everyone keeps doing those sort of stuff.
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McParadigm wrote:Through all your years of reporting on bands, what’s the best roadie story you’ve heard?

I heard some roadies talking about how something had to be “yellow-jacketed” and I [asked] “What is yellow-jacketing?” They said, “There was a guy that worked with Guns N’ Roses, and there was a show and Axl Rose needed a yellow jacket that he’d left in England before he would perform. So a roadie was given the job to get on a plane as fast as possible, go to London, find Axl Rose’s yellow jacket, and come back so he could play the show.” The best part about that story is not that somebody had to go get a yellow jacket for Axl Rose, but that it became such lore among other roadies that it became a verb — to yellow-jacket.
Thats a good one. I cant blame the guy for being an asshole if everyone keeps doing those sort of stuff.
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MattA75 wrote:
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In an apparent bid to find someone who could match Slash in both chops and headgear, Axl hired Brian Patrick Carroll — a.k.a., the mask-and KFC bucket-sporting cult guitarist Buckethead — to fill the band's vacant lead guitar spot. Buckethead insisted on recording his parts for Chinese Democracy in a specially built chicken coop decorated with rubber chicken parts; and when Axl's pet wolf puppy took a dump in Buckethead's cage, the guitarist refused to let anyone remove the turd, claiming that he loved the scent. For a while, Buckethead also kept a TV monitor in his coop that streamed constant hardcore porn, an affectation that reportedly offended Axl far more than the lingering wolf poop fumes.

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From what I've heard from a reliable source, Buckethead basically asked for all of that shit as a way to fuck with Axl to see how far Axl would go to appease him. He never expected half of that shit to actually be done. By the end of his time in the band he couldn't wait to get the fuck out of there, basically said that all of the stories about Axl are true.
This story actually makes me feel some degree of sympathy for Axl.
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Strat wrote:Man did I/Do I love GNR.

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Care to guess how much GA tickets for the GNR tour cost from Ticketmaster? Don't cheat! (I'm using the Foxborough show as my benchmark)
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:$170
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Are they really going to sell out 65,000-seat stadiums?
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