Solo: A Star Wars Story (5/25/2018)

[BurtReynolds]

I'm pretty sure that both Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher would agree with me, at least until I called them bad actors.

[epilogue]

[McParadigm]

I do enjoy Bad Father Han, though.

Your name is BEN. We named the dog "Kylo."

[epilogue]

I do enjoy Bad Father Han, though.

Your name is BEN. We named the dog "Kylo."

And we're supposed to believe this kind of thing is really funny. But TFA is just recycled and lazy. Gotcha. Maybe if I hadn't read the post and had just heard someone else read it to me?

[Mecca]

I do enjoy Bad Father Han, though.

Your name is BEN. We named the dog "Kylo."

This is just another rehash of A New Hope my Last Crusade joke

[BurtReynolds]

I still think RM should make a movie. We can certainly shit out something better than Force Awakens.

Lets do this.

[McParadigm]

I do enjoy Bad Father Han, though.

Your name is BEN. We named the dog "Kylo."

And we're supposed to believe this kind of thing is really funny. But TFA is just recycled and lazy. Gotcha. Maybe if I hadn't read the post and had just heard someone else read it to me?

That or you're so worked up and diabolically defensive about this movie that you are now arguing with a joke Twitter account.

[McParadigm]

One of those, for sure.

[epilogue]

I do enjoy Bad Father Han, though.

Your name is BEN. We named the dog "Kylo."

And we're supposed to believe this kind of thing is really funny. But TFA is just recycled and lazy. Gotcha. Maybe if I hadn't read the post and had just heard someone else read it to me?

That or you're so worked up and diabolically defensive about this movie that you are now arguing with a joke Twitter account.

Yeah. That must be it.

[spike]

I do enjoy Bad Father Han, though.

Your name is BEN. We named the dog "Kylo."

This is just another rehash of A New Hope my Last Crusade joke

the mcp account has no arc!

[McParadigm]

On most planets, the words "Kylo Ren" mean "emo Hitler."

[McParadigm]

durd, your response please.

[Strat]

Who knew the death of Han Solo would tear us apart.

[epilogue]

I'm gonna need a link that lists those planets, McP.

[stip]

Hilary's biggest criticism of the movie was the off camera bad parenting of Ben Solo.

[McParadigm]

I'm gonna need a link that lists those planets, McP.

1. Achtoo
2. other

[McParadigm]

I think that's all of them.

[stip]

Here is the test. Han and leia splitting up is utterly inessential to the plot of the movie. They could have been together and he finds Rey and Finn out on some random mission and it is easy to contrive a reason to go to Maz's place.

Are you more interested in that story, or the one we got?

[McParadigm]

Here is the test. The trade dispute didn't have to happen in order for the Jedi to have reason to fairly quickly meet Natalie Portman and then end up on Tatooine. They could have just met her out in some random mission and then gone there. Which do you prefer?








Or perhaps you just prefer not that story at all.

[BurtReynolds]

Here is the test. Han and leia splitting up is utterly inessential to the plot of the movie. They could have been together and he finds Rey and Finn out on some random mission and it is easy to contrive a reason to go to Maz's place.

Are you more interested in that story, or the one we got?

are those my only two choices?