Solo: A Star Wars Story (5/25/2018)

[E.H. Ruddock]

Odds on this movie showing solo winning the falcon from Lando and rescuing Chewie?

12 parsecs is the over/under

Parsecs is a measurement of time. You can't use it for odds.

Unless your powerball odds are 1 in 43 hours.

how many p's is that?

[LoathedVermin72]

apparent shortlist of actors, according to collider:

Miles Teller (Whiplash), Ansel Elgort (The Fault in Our Stars), Dave Franco (Neighbors), Jack Reynor (Transformers: Age of Extinction), Scott Eastwood (The Longest Ride), Logan Lerman (The Perks of Being a Wallflower), Emory Cohen (Brooklyn) and Blake Jenner (Everybody Wants Some).


I've never seen any of these movies.

Emory Cohen is actually an interesting choice. And I could see Scott Eastwood. The rest of those? Hell fucking no. Yuck.

But the obvious choice here is Zac Efron.

[McParadigm]

Odds on this movie showing solo winning the falcon from Lando and rescuing Chewie?

12 parsecs is the over/under

Parsecs is a measurement of time. You can't use it for odds.

Unless your powerball odds are 1 in 43 hours.

If only George Lucas had had access to the Internet, he might have known what a parsec is.

[epilogue]

apparent shortlist of actors, according to collider:

Miles Teller (Whiplash), Ansel Elgort (The Fault in Our Stars), Dave Franco (Neighbors), Jack Reynor (Transformers: Age of Extinction), Scott Eastwood (The Longest Ride), Logan Lerman (The Perks of Being a Wallflower), Emory Cohen (Brooklyn) and Blake Jenner (Everybody Wants Some).


I've never seen any of these movies.

Emory Cohen is actually an interesting choice. And I could see Scott Eastwood. The rest of those? Hell fucking no. Yuck.

But the obvious choice here is Zac Efron.

Yeah, I think Emory would be a really great choice. I'm kind pulling for him now.

[E.H. Ruddock]

apparent shortlist of actors, according to collider:

Miles Teller (Whiplash), Ansel Elgort (The Fault in Our Stars), Dave Franco (Neighbors), Jack Reynor (Transformers: Age of Extinction), Scott Eastwood (The Longest Ride), Logan Lerman (The Perks of Being a Wallflower), Emory Cohen (Brooklyn) and Blake Jenner (Everybody Wants Some).


I've never seen any of these movies.

Emory Cohen is actually an interesting choice. And I could see Scott Eastwood. The rest of those? Hell fucking no. Yuck.

But the obvious choice here is Zac Efron.

OUT

[LoathedVermin72]

[Strat]

% chance this movie ends with Han Walking into Mos Eisley?

[@SkitchP]

ugh. I am so tired of these INSERT DESCRIPTIVE PHRASE THEN A STAR WARS NAME twitter accounts.

[E.H. Ruddock]

If I was better at twitter I would totally create spinoff account involving the SkitchP name and Star Wars

[epilogue]

I'm not sure if you guys know this, but most twitter parody accounts are stupid.

[dimejinky99]

The Twitter fight between lonely Luke skywalker and emo Kylo Ren was hilarious

[dimejinky99]

What do we think? Young Han Solo?

[stip]

thats not bad

[CopperTom]

Odds on this movie showing solo winning the falcon from Lando and rescuing Chewie?

12 parsecs is the over/under

Parsecs is a measurement of time. You can't use it for odds.

Unless your powerball odds are 1 in 43 hours.

how many p's is that?

Parsecs is a measurement of distance.

[McParadigm]

Odds on this movie showing solo winning the falcon from Lando and rescuing Chewie?

12 parsecs is the over/under

Parsecs is a measurement of time. You can't use it for odds.

Unless your powerball odds are 1 in 43 hours.

how many p's is that?

Parsecs is a measurement of distance.

And while we're at it, there totally is a try.

[epilogue]

Odds on this movie showing solo winning the falcon from Lando and rescuing Chewie?

12 parsecs is the over/under

Parsecs is a measurement of time. You can't use it for odds.

Unless your powerball odds are 1 in 43 hours.

how many p's is that?

Parsecs is a measurement of distance.

And while we're at it, there totally is a try.

[spike]

chewbacca origin story in the han solo movie

[dimejinky99]

The Internet joked a few years ago about Zac Effron playing Han. Let's fuckin hope it's not actually happening.

My bets on the kid from Kingsman. He could carry off Han easily.

[LoathedVermin72]

I still say Efron would be a great Han

[epilogue]

The Internet joked a few years ago about Zac Effron playing Han. Let's fuckin hope it's not actually happening.

My bets on the kid from Kingsman. He could carry off Han easily.

It'll be Liam Hemsworth.