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Brienne of Tarth

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Brienne is typically a focused, quick-thinking warrior as opposed to many of the brazen, overzealous enemies that take her on. Brienne is surprisingly pragmatic in combat. She defeats Ser Loras in a mounted melee by tackling him off his horse. Later, when fighting Jaime, she uses the forested terrain to her advantage, tackling him down a hillside and using him as a Jaime-sled. She wields Oathkeeper, a Valyrian steel longsword, and keeps a concealed blade up her sleeve, but when given a choice she prefers maces.

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Gregor Clegane

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Gregor is an eight-foot slab of muscle and can easily swing a sword meant to be used in two hands by a normal-sized man with one hand. His incredible size and strength make him naturally resistant to injury, and Bronn notes that he doesn't seem to feel blows like a normal man does, due perhaps to being in constant pain already. Gregor was "never fast", but admits he is faster than someone his size ought to be.

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Gregor (sorry brienne)
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The Mountain. I'm still pissed that Brienne got past Belwas.
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Gregor
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The Mountain, no contest.
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Zantac Junkie wrote:The Mountain. I'm still pissed that Brienne got past Belwas.
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Old Greg?
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stip wrote:Gregor (sorry brienne)
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Kaius wrote:
Bammer wrote:
Kaius wrote:Bammer is really throwing me off in here.
O u mean u cant handle AT ?!?
I totez can. This is just a side of Bammer I haven't seen. I welcome you with open arms.
After you typed that, did even just a little part of you start humming the Creed song?
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Bammer wrote:
Kaius wrote:
Bammer wrote:
Kaius wrote:Bammer is really throwing me off in here.
O u mean u cant handle AT ?!?
I totez can. This is just a side of Bammer I haven't seen. I welcome you with open arms.
After you typed that, did even just a little part of you start humming the Creed song?
Nope
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Power meets power and there's no one more powerful than Gregor.

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Kaius wrote:
Bammer wrote:
Kaius wrote:
Bammer wrote:
Kaius wrote:Bammer is really throwing me off in here.
O u mean u cant handle AT ?!?
I totez can. This is just a side of Bammer I haven't seen. I welcome you with open arms.
After you typed that, did even just a little part of you start humming the Creed song?
Nope
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Bammer wrote:
Kaius wrote:
Bammer wrote:
Kaius wrote:
Bammer wrote:
Kaius wrote:Bammer is really throwing me off in here.
O u mean u cant handle AT ?!?
I totez can. This is just a side of Bammer I haven't seen. I welcome you with open arms.
After you typed that, did even just a little part of you start humming the Creed song?
Nope
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Kaius wrote:
Zantac Junkie wrote:The Mountain. I'm still pissed that Brienne got past Belwas.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Gregor Clegane bests the Maid of Tarth, 9 to 1.
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