show me your buttholeThe Argonaut wrote:tell us about your dickspike wrote:watching this now. i feel closer to you guys already.The Argonaut wrote:I just watched this for the second time, and I still really loved it. I realized that a lot of it's charm and vitality simply come from this being maybe the perfect role for Jason Schwartzman. I seriously love that guy.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:the overnight was pretty good...my actual penis is much smaller than adam scott's fake tiny penis though
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lenny, that was some over dramatic pubic hairlennytheweedwhacker wrote:the overnight was pretty good...my actual penis is much smaller than adam scott's fake tiny penis though
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What's your pube situation, spike?
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Wife. Dinner Party. Thanks.
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The Argonaut wrote:right? I would think that a guy with a tiny penis would trim the pubic hair to make the dick look bigger. That's what I do, at least.spike wrote:lenny, that was some over dramatic pubic hairlennytheweedwhacker wrote:the overnight was pretty good...my actual penis is much smaller than adam scott's fake tiny penis though
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tommy i think you would really enjoy schwartzman's penis in this
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does your carpet match the drapes?tommymtcom wrote:What's your pube situation, spike?
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I watched The Revenant today, and while it was good overall--I especially liked Tom Hardy--I could've done without the dream sequences. The only other film by Iñárritu that I've seen is Birdman, and while they're definitely different films, one thing I loved about the latter is that the distinction between reality and fantasy didn't matter, and may not even exist in the world of the film. The dream sequences in The Revenant announced themselves too plainly--"This is symbolic, pay attention!"--and it detracted from the story being told in bold, frank terms.
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I did not enjoy it. His movies are starting to become very samey.Dev wrote:The Hateful Eight seemed pretty bad.
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Simple Torture wrote:I watched The Revenant today, and while it was good overall--I especially liked Tom Hardy--I could've done without the dream sequences. The only other film by Iñárritu that I've seen is Birdman, and while they're definitely different films, one thing I loved about the latter is that the distinction between reality and fantasy didn't matter, and may not even exist in the world of the film. The dream sequences in The Revenant announced themselves too plainly--"This is symbolic, pay attention!"--and it detracted from the story being told in bold, frank terms.
It's awful. Let's not be passive aggressive about it. It's an awful movie but made worse for pretending to be a great movie for award bait.
It's weak as watered down piss and I'm sad cos it could have been amazing.
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The only Innaritu film I would wholeheartedly endorse is Amores Perros.
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how did you feel about 21 grams?The Argonaut wrote:The only Innaritu film I would wholeheartedly endorse is Amores Perros.
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i've had animal house playing in the background while cooking dinner and i began to wonder...what major pictures before it were as consistently ribald?
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Lol, i wrote a poem about that movie when i first saw it when I was like 15.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:how did you feel about 21 grams?The Argonaut wrote:The only Innaritu film I would wholeheartedly endorse is Amores Perros.
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that's an amusing anecdote but answer the f*cking questionThe Argonaut wrote:Lol, i wrote a poem about that movie when i first saw it when I was like 15.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:how did you feel about 21 grams?The Argonaut wrote:The only Innaritu film I would wholeheartedly endorse is Amores Perros.
when i first saw it in college i was only really starting to expand my cinematic horizons, and i thought it was one of the darkest/depressing films i had seen
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Who hurt you, dime?dimejinky99 wrote:Simple Torture wrote:I watched The Revenant today, and while it was good overall--I especially liked Tom Hardy--I could've done without the dream sequences. The only other film by Iñárritu that I've seen is Birdman, and while they're definitely different films, one thing I loved about the latter is that the distinction between reality and fantasy didn't matter, and may not even exist in the world of the film. The dream sequences in The Revenant announced themselves too plainly--"This is symbolic, pay attention!"--and it detracted from the story being told in bold, frank terms.
It's awful. Let's not be passive aggressive about it. It's an awful movie but made worse for pretending to be a great movie for award bait.
It's weak as watered down piss and I'm sad cos it could have been amazing.
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he was brutally infantilized by George Lucas.Simple Torture wrote:Who hurt you, dime?dimejinky99 wrote:Simple Torture wrote:I watched The Revenant today, and while it was good overall--I especially liked Tom Hardy--I could've done without the dream sequences. The only other film by Iñárritu that I've seen is Birdman, and while they're definitely different films, one thing I loved about the latter is that the distinction between reality and fantasy didn't matter, and may not even exist in the world of the film. The dream sequences in The Revenant announced themselves too plainly--"This is symbolic, pay attention!"--and it detracted from the story being told in bold, frank terms.
It's awful. Let's not be passive aggressive about it. It's an awful movie but made worse for pretending to be a great movie for award bait.
It's weak as watered down piss and I'm sad cos it could have been amazing.
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he's right, thoughSimple Torture wrote:Who hurt you, dime?dimejinky99 wrote:Simple Torture wrote:I watched The Revenant today, and while it was good overall--I especially liked Tom Hardy--I could've done without the dream sequences. The only other film by Iñárritu that I've seen is Birdman, and while they're definitely different films, one thing I loved about the latter is that the distinction between reality and fantasy didn't matter, and may not even exist in the world of the film. The dream sequences in The Revenant announced themselves too plainly--"This is symbolic, pay attention!"--and it detracted from the story being told in bold, frank terms.
It's awful. Let's not be passive aggressive about it. It's an awful movie but made worse for pretending to be a great movie for award bait.
It's weak as watered down piss and I'm sad cos it could have been amazing.
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Joy.
Well, that was a mess. I mean, the movie is barely ok. It doesnt have any kind of real drama of struggle. I guess there was a lot more they shoot that somehow didnt make the final cut?
Well, that was a mess. I mean, the movie is barely ok. It doesnt have any kind of real drama of struggle. I guess there was a lot more they shoot that somehow didnt make the final cut?
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