Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

[epilogue]

I bet first timers today are way better than in the past. They have endless how to guides online all I had was the bra section of the Sears catalog.

If by "how to guides online" you mean male fantasy driven, often misogynistic, porn sites, I'm not sure there's been any perceptible increase in first time quality.

why not

What's the porn parody title for a film that already has a damn suggestive porny title like The Force Awakens?

Forced-Away Cums

That's pretty damn good, Mecca. Are you in the industry?

I'm definitely experienced at forcing things

Forcing jokes, not my penis

Phew!

[E.H. Ruddock]

I guess you guys didn't seem my spoiler response then. Oh well.

[epilogue]

I guess you guys didn't seem my spoiler response then. Oh well.

Oh, no. We did.

[Mecca]

I guess you guys didn't seem my spoiler response then. Oh well.

Oh, no. We did.

[LetMeSleep]

True story: I needed to pee half way through the movie, but didn't want to miss anything so I just held on.

I thought that somehow something had ruptured toward the end of the movie, because I thought I could feel dampness in my pants. Turns out it was just sweat.

As soon as the credits rolled I made a beeline for the can. Stupid TV camera crew jumped on me as I walked out to get my reaction (I think mainly because I was in cosplay). I mumbled something fairly ambiguous spoilerless, and bolted for the can.

Spoiler: show

Did you ever tell us who you were dressed as?

[Sgt. Crackpot]

True story: I needed to pee half way through the movie, but didn't want to miss anything so I just held on.

I thought that somehow something had ruptured toward the end of the movie, because I thought I could feel dampness in my pants. Turns out it was just sweat.

As soon as the credits rolled I made a beeline for the can. Stupid TV camera crew jumped on me as I walked out to get my reaction (I think mainly because I was in cosplay). I mumbled something fairly ambiguous spoilerless, and bolted for the can.

Spoiler: show

Did you ever tell us who you were dressed as?

Dime.

[spike]

[dimejinky99]

I just went back and read all our reactions to the official trailer and the biggest two things were the crashed Star Destoyer, but by a long way, Han & Chewie at the end:)

man, we had a big share party for a good few days after:)

I'm watching this again later

[LoathedVermin72]

I just went back and read all our reactions to the official trailer and the biggest two things were the crashed Star Destoyer, but by a long way, Han & Chewie at the end:)

man, we had a big share party for a good few days after:)

I'm watching this again later

I SHIT ON YOUR JOY

[dimejinky99]

well you would, wouldnt you


too bad it slid right off and i love this movie every time i see it

[LetMeSleep]

Enjoy it dime.

And I'm baffled as to why LV still comes into this thread.

[LoathedVermin72]

Just trying to recreate the initial reactions to the trailer

[Mecca]

Just trying to recreate the initial reactions to the trailer

chasing the dragon

[dimejinky99]

Th cone with the 'darkness.... And the light'

And you see the Falcon burst out the screen with the fanfare was pretty awesome too:)

Watching YouTube clips last night of people's reactions to the trailers as the watched em. Pretty funny.

[stip]

that was my favorite moment in any of the trailers

[dimejinky99]

that was my favorite moment in any of the trailers

i think it was mine too

[Strat]

that was my favorite moment in any of the trailers

i think it was mine too

Really hoping a good copy of it leaks soon. or hurry up and just release the dvd!

And also, also, I am hoping the DVD release will have some fun extras.

[dimejinky99]

I hope there's a seperate disc with hours of making of stuff..i love that shit.

[dprival78]

now being a few months after the release and all the initial hype, the rehashing of the old plot lines is bothering me a little more.

i'm curious to see how i'll feel about it after seeing it again, which probably won't be until april at this point.

[dimejinky99]

They used some similar plot devices, not really any plot lines, but it needs that connection..how else would they have framed the story in a way that would get everyone on board?

I'd be ok with ep.8 doing the same thing with Empire..we know it's gonna be dark, but just by those lights we can attach anything to that once we've seen it.