Star Wars Awesomeness

[B]

Came up on my Facebook feed.

[dimejinky99]

I give up....5 feet long and handmade with over 3000 pieces of wood..

[B]

That's my kid's Pinewood Derby car. Did it go viral?

[dimejinky99]

Ok..so i'm either colour blind or somethin went arseways im naming this the what can go wrong will go wrong..
the red split on me cos i made it too thin and tried to darken by hand with a dirty red..didnt work..ill do em again tomorrow
then put the lighter greys on..and they look green (the bottle is top left of this pic..and in fairness the hull doesnt look this cold white in day light at all, its closer to this grey) but somehow the panels look green? got a new lightbulb today, hoping its that?

first go at the airbrush properly..shoulda done a pratice run on something else..happy with the grey panels apart from them lookin green

[dimejinky99]

Fuck you Falcon..I will beat you..

[Kaius]

Do you have a job, dj?

[Sgt. Crackpot]

[dimejinky99]

Funny you ask. Sent my business plan and applications in last week for my woodwork business.
I'll find out in ten days or so if I'm a registered self employed sole trader kinda thing

[Kaius]

I was obviously trying to be funny on the Internet, but it was also a sincere question. I knew you were really good with your hands, what with the woodworking and model building, and I know you watch a lot of Star Wars movies (heehaw), and It seems you have a cozy little home and a nice sidekick of a dog, but what do you do?

[E.H. Ruddock]

I was obviously trying to be funny on the Internet, but it was also a sincere question. I knew you were really good with your hands, what with the woodworking and model building, and I know you watch a lot of Star Wars movies (heehaw), and It seems you have a cozy little home and a nice sidekick of a dog, but what do you do?

dime gets paid to go to clubs and bars and just be there and look good.

[B]

Do you have a job, dj?

I can tell by the Pearl Jam posters on his dining room wall and the Millennium Falcon on his dining room table that he doesn't have a wife!

[epilogue]

Came up on my Facebook feed.

Yeah, I'd totes buy and wear that.

[Kaius]

Do you have a job, dj?

I can tell by the Pearl Jam posters on his dining room wall and the Millennium Falcon on his dining room table that he doesn't have a wife!

Uhh

[B]

I hope that means he has a cool wife, and not that his wife recently died.

[Kaius]

Uhhhhhh

[B]

You know, I could totally wipe this conversation before dime comes back.

[Kaius]

Spoiler: show

dime will never have a "wife". Know what I'm sayin?

[dimejinky99]

Do you have a job, dj?

I can tell by the Pearl Jam posters on his dining room wall and the Millennium Falcon on his dining room table that he doesn't have a wife!

Uhh

You should see my front room ...

[dimejinky99]

Jedi never marry

[Kaius]

Exactly. Some people, right?