Bart definitely sings a portion of "Do the Bartman" on the show.Simple Torture wrote:I actually mean to address this in the rules--I don't think they should be, since they weren't featured on the show.tragabigzanda wrote:Are "Do the Bartman" and "Deep Deep Trouble" eligible?
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Oh, then someone could pick that particular performance, definitely. But not the "whole song" from The Simpsons Sing the Blues.LoathedVermin72 wrote:Bart definitely sings a portion of "Do the Bartman" on the show.Simple Torture wrote:I actually mean to address this in the rules--I don't think they should be, since they weren't featured on the show.tragabigzanda wrote:Are "Do the Bartman" and "Deep Deep Trouble" eligible?
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Here's an important question, and be honest, everybody: should I participate or just run this?
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just don't give yourself extra votes in case of a tie. That's been done here before, and it's not kosher. Otherwise I only back out of tournaments i run if someone else is trying to get in. That doesn't seem to be the case here, so lets get started!
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I've updated the rules to make a few questions people had more clear. Please also note the Template I added tot the first post; it'll just help me keep things organized, so please use it!
I'll post the draft order around 12:00PM eastern time on Monday, and I'll PM everybody to let us know that we've started. Have fun!
I'll post the draft order around 12:00PM eastern time on Monday, and I'll PM everybody to let us know that we've started. Have fun!
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How you'll know that this isn't fixed: I used a random number generator to do the draft order, and I got 8th 
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We are currently drafting NOW. EJ has the first pick in the first round, and he'll have twelve hours to make his pick (12:00PM EST Monday to 12:00AM EST Tuesday). I'll post the draft order for the first round under the spoiler (you can see the rest of the rounds in the header post).
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Round: XX
Pick Number: XX
Song: "XXX" performed by XXX
Episode: "XXXXXX" SE00EP00
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Round: 1
Pick: 1
Song: Monorail song performed by the town
Episode: Season 4, EP 12
Pick: 1
Song: Monorail song performed by the town
Episode: Season 4, EP 12
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EJ starts with a no-brainer. chud is on the clock.
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I'm excited to watch this tournament.
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There was only one other song that I thought could possibly be picked first.
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Monorail would have been my number 1 but my backup came down to three choices. I'll go with:
Round 1
Pick 2
Song: We Do (The Stonecutters' Song) performed by The Stonecutters
Episode: 6/12
Round 1
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Song: We Do (The Stonecutters' Song) performed by The Stonecutters
Episode: 6/12
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Yeah, I considered the other front runner, but opted for this one instead.Simple Torture wrote:There was only one other song that I thought could possibly be picked first.
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round 1
pick 3
song Dr Zeus
season 7
pick 3
song Dr Zeus
season 7
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So, here's the first question of the tournament, which I'm not sure how to answer: does doug get to draft the entire Planet of the Apes musical, or JUST the "Rock me Dr. Zaius" song?
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Maybe trag should hold off from picking until we decide. What was your intention, doug?
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We better decide now so it establishes precedent.Simple Torture wrote:So, here's the first question of the tournament, which I'm not sure how to answer: does doug get to draft the entire Planet of the Apes musical, or JUST the "Rock me Dr. Zaius" song?
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I would say just that one song. So he doesn't get chimpan a to chimpan z