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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Saxamaphone...

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i also wanted sunshine and lollipops
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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doug picked that last round
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cutuphalfdead wrote:doug picked that last round

stop being a bully
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tragabigzanda wrote:Round: 5
Pick Number: 4
Song: "Cool" performed by Homer and Abe Simpson
Episode: "Lady Bouvier's Lover" SE05 EP21
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cutuphalfdead wrote:Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows by Chief Wiggum and Homer Simpson

that's a nice one.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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god damnit why didnt i think of that one
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that was a good one trag :thumbsup:
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Alright Sarge go!
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I've been humming "Hey, Big Spender" all day, but knew it wouldn't get back to me.

Here's an updated list of the teams. Check to make sure your links work, and if not, message me:

Simpsons Draft Teams

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"The Monorail Song" by Lyle Lanley and Residents of Springfield
The S-M-R-T song performed by Homer
"Nah Nah Nah Leader" performed by The Moventarian Cult
"Da Da Da Da Da Da" performed by Homer
"Hail to the Bus Driver" performed by Ralph Wiggum

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"We Do" performed by The Stonecutters
"Hail to Thee, Kamp Krusty" performed by Kamp Krusty kids
"New Orleans" by the Cast of Oh! Streetcar!
"Plow King" jingle performed by Barney and Linda Ronstadt
"Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows" performed by Chief Wiggum and Homer Simpson

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"Dr. Zaius" peformed by Troy McClure and Apes
Flinstones Theme Parody performed by Homer
"The Garbage Man Can" performed by Homer and Ensemble
Cool performed by Homer and Grandpa
"Saxamaphone" performed by Homer

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The Simpsons Theme performed by Sonic Youth
"It Was A Very Good Beer" performed by Homer
"HMS Pinafore Revue" performed by Sideshow Bob and Bart Simpson
"Meow Meow Meow Meow (The Purina Meow Mix Jingle)" performed by Homer Simpson
"Hey, Big Spender" performed by Homer and Crowd

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"Drop Da Bomb (Yvan Eht Nioj)" performed by Party Posse (Bart, Ralph, Nelson, Milhouse)
"We're Sending Our Love Down the Well" performed by Krusty, Sting, and other celebrities
"In The Garden of Eden" performed by First Church of Springfield Congregation
"Union Strike Song" performed by Lisa Simpson

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"See My Vest" performed by Mr. Burns
"We Put the Spring in Springfield" performed by Homer, Belle, and other residents of Springfield
"Theme from a Summer Place" performed by Jasper
"Señor Burns" performed by Tito Puente

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"Talkin' Softball" performed by Terry Cashman
"Canyonero" performed by Hank Williams, Jr.
"Cut Every Corner" performed by Sharry Bobbins
"Spider Pig" performed by Homer Simpson

Simple Torture
"Who Needs the Qwik-E-Mart?" performed by Apu and The Simpsons
"Can I Borrow A Feeling?" performed by Kurt Van Houten
"Flaming Moe's" performed by Kipp Lennon
"There's a Kind of Hush" performed by Lenny
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Round: 5
Pick Number: 6
Song: "Good Morning Starshine" performed by Mr. Burns, Leonard Nimoy, and the people of Springfield
Episode: "The Springfield Files" SE08EP10
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I was unable to find a better quality Youtube link, but here's a pretty good Facebook video of it.
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Lisa It's Your Birthday performed by Bart Simpson and Leon Kompowsky.
Episode: "Stark Raving Dad" SE0301

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Round 5, Pick 8: "I died in 30 days!"
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"The Mediocre Presidents" from "I Love Lisa" performed by Springfield Elementary Students

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Round 6, Pick 1:

"Happy Birthday, Mr. Smithers" performed by Mr. Burns

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