Seattle Surf Company

[stip]

Only $15.

that can't just be a plastic cup, right?

It is a plastic cup but it's a harder plastic for reuse.

if that's something you could use over and over that also doesn't seem crazy.

Unbranded they are $4.
Unfortunately this is right on par with the price Starbucks sells theirs for. Oh Ed...

unbranded t-shirts are 5 dollars. None of this shit is worth it from a functionality standpoint. But if I used glasses like that a lot I wouldn't mind having a pearl jam one.

[stip]

straw included? what a steal!

can we confirm? There may have been technical difficulties manufacturing the straws.

[Whitey McTeeth]

Come on guys...it has many purposes. you could use it as a change holder. Or as a device to capture your tears after realizing you spent $17 on it.

[Jorge]

I don't think the price is a problem, it's just a really stupid item. Who the hell comes up with these ideas? "You know... like a Starbucks cup, but a Pearl Jam Starbucks cup! You know 'cause we're from Seattle, like Starbucks!". Fuck you.

[Thejambi]

Only $15.

that can't just be a plastic cup, right?

It is a plastic cup but it's a harder plastic for reuse.

if that's something you could use over and over that also doesn't seem crazy.

Unbranded they are $4.
Unfortunately this is right on par with the price Starbucks sells theirs for. Oh Ed...

unbranded t-shirts are 5 dollars. None of this shit is worth it from a functionality standpoint. But if I used glasses like that a lot I wouldn't mind having a pearl jam one.

I take that back $8.95 at Starbucks.
$15 for a well designed & interesting Pearl Jam cup sure. I don't know what this is? Is it Ed trying be cute or cheeky? There was a day where the irony of this would have been appropriate but the product is no different than the source.

[Whitey McTeeth]

I can't wait to see the personalized pet rock.

[bodysnatcher]

i'm just offended that it's plastic.

they gotta know all about BPA, right?

[stip]

I don't think the price is a problem, it's just a really stupid item. Who the hell comes up with these ideas? "You know... like a Starbucks cup, but a Pearl Jam Starbucks cup! You know 'cause we're from Seattle, like Starbucks!". Fuck you.

i wonder how the dog collars did.

[elliseamos]

[Birds in Hell]

[bodysnatcher]

Matt's freaked out by Stone.

[B]

Why does that not end with Stone's face on everybody? I don't understand memes.

[bodysnatcher]

[BurtReynolds]

[WtOB?]

Oh, man. Those cups are actually real. What kind of fucking moron would buy that?

[clavian]

Jesus, what happened to these guys? I thought those products were the work of some prankster with Photoshop and too much time on their hands...

[WtOB?]

For some reason I keep expecting them to stop doing shit like this.

[Lament]

For some reason I keep expecting them to stop doing shit like this.

I feel like the dog collars drained the last ounces of "really, guys?" out of me.

Also, none of these products are as fun to mock as to dog collars, so I'm saddened by that. I was hoping the next product would be a Pearl Jam inhaler with "Just Breathe" written on it.

[bodysnatcher]

For some reason I keep expecting them to stop doing shit like this.

I feel like the dog collars drained the last ounces of "really, guys?" out of me.

Also, none of these products are as fun to mock as to dog collars, so I'm saddened by that. I was hoping the next product would be a Pearl Jam inhaler with "Just Breathe" written on it.

exactly.. the dog collars were so random they were completely mockable. these new items are just kinda sad in the Cafe Press sort of way

[elliseamos]