Favorite Songs with a Girl's Name in the Title...

[Jorge]

"Emma's House" by The Field Mice. So catchy.

"Sara" by Fleetwood Mac. Love me some Stevie Nicks!

"Alison" by Elvis Costello. That chorus, come on!

"Candy Says" by Velvet Underground. What a lovely melody.

"Lorelei" by Cocteau Twins. I think about her sometimes. And I dread it. I dread her memory, and her passing, and her remains; desecrated innocently by life. Like a city I've always hated, driving through but never stopping, my foot on the gas, running all the lights, wishing I were home. Hating even the children who live there, as if they had a choice. I imagine her in her ten-million particles of ash, tied up into a beautiful bundle of lace, a silver bow looped where her neck should be, thrown into a washing machine, set on a delicate cycle to spin forever under the dirt. The all of her left, the vegetation of her, the no more thing of her; her skateboard and mountain bike and beers and cigarettes and daughter and mixtapes and loneliness, her legs and feet and arms and brain and kneecaps. Outside the graveyard there is still some part of her buried in the mysticism of her DNA, smeared across a doorknob or brushed along the jagged edge of her car keys. Two kids from the high school nearby will fuck each other on top of her and I won't know how to stop them. Someone will throw an empty bottle of vodka over their shoulder and she will have to catch it.

[The Argonaut]

Holy shit sometimes I forget what a terrible poster you are.

[Dev]

Holy shit sometimes I forget what a terrible poster you are.

...and sometimes I forget why I don't want to come back here. Thanks for the reminder!

It was a breakfast table discussion this morning and I was simply curious what others thought... Never-fucking-mind!

Mods... you can go ahead and delete this thread

THIP breh, you make the board a better place for better or worse. Don't listen to this clown, he's a tier 4 boarder, and you are tier 3 at least.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Holy shit sometimes I forget what a terrible poster you are.

...and sometimes I forget why I don't want to come back here. Thanks for the reminder!

It was a breakfast table discussion this morning and I was simply curious what others thought... Never-fucking-mind!

Mods... you can go ahead and delete this thread

THIP breh, you make the board a better place for better or worse. Don't listen to this clown, he's a tier 4 boarder, and you are tier 3 at least.

You sure you want to travel down the tier road again, dev?

[BurtReynolds]

Holy shit sometimes I forget what a terrible poster you are.

...and sometimes I forget why I don't want to come back here. Thanks for the reminder!

It was a breakfast table discussion this morning and I was simply curious what others thought... Never-fucking-mind!

Mods... you can go ahead and delete this thread

THIP breh, you make the board a better place for better or worse. Don't listen to this clown, he's a tier 4 boarder, and you are tier 3 at least.

well... tier 3.5

[doug rr]

visions of johanna

[Norah]

To Ramona

[@SkitchP]

Holy shit sometimes I forget what a terrible poster you are.

...and sometimes I forget why I don't want to come back here. Thanks for the reminder!

It was a breakfast table discussion this morning and I was simply curious what others thought... Never-fucking-mind!

Mods... you can go ahead and delete this thread

THIP breh, you make the board a better place for better or worse. Don't listen to this clown, he's a tier 4 boarder, and you are tier 3 at least.

You sure you want to travel down the tier road again, dev?

It's okay ruddo. I wont let a guy like that tier me down.

[tragabigzanda]

[@SkitchP]

Names are not gender specific. This thread is a pretty clear micro aggression.

[nyquillyn]

"Charlotte Sometimes" | The Cure

[spike]

Holy shit sometimes I forget what a terrible poster you are.

...and sometimes I forget why I don't want to come back here. Thanks for the reminder!

It was a breakfast table discussion this morning and I was simply curious what others thought... Never-fucking-mind!

Mods... you can go ahead and delete this thread

THIP breh, you make the board a better place for better or worse. Don't listen to this clown, he's a tier 4 boarder, and you are tier 3 at least.

what's my tier, dev?

[E.H. Ruddock]

Skitch wins this page

[@SkitchP]

Skitch wins this page

[Strat]

Why the fuck is this in GD?

Geezes christ. Mods locking and moving threads that dont deserve such treatment and then letting this run wild.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Why the fuck is this in GD?

Geezes christ. Mods locking and moving threads that dont deserve such treatment and then letting this run wild.

Mecca took the weekend off

[Strat]

I just ordered a bunch of food. Do you want to come over and help me with it, Rud?

[spike]

I just ordered a bunch of food. Do you want to come over and help me with it, Rud?

what'd ya get?

[Strat]

I just ordered a bunch of food. Do you want to come over and help me with it, Rud?

what'd ya get?

a bunch of shitty pizza, pasta, salad etc....

I haven't eaten since breakfast and I skied all day and had beers on the mountain.

[Dev]

Holy shit sometimes I forget what a terrible poster you are.

...and sometimes I forget why I don't want to come back here. Thanks for the reminder!

It was a breakfast table discussion this morning and I was simply curious what others thought... Never-fucking-mind!

Mods... you can go ahead and delete this thread

THIP breh, you make the board a better place for better or worse. Don't listen to this clown, he's a tier 4 boarder, and you are tier 3 at least.

what's my tier, dev?

I'm starting to think I should have invented a few more tiers (1.5 + 2.5). Nonetheless, I'd like to ask you what tier you think you would be on.