2016 Academy Awards

Monkey_Driven · Post by **Monkey_Driven** » Mon February 29, 2016 1:31 am

Cord cutter problems...

Simple Torture · Post by **Simple Torture** » Mon February 29, 2016 1:48 am

That joke about unplugging the real Ray Charles was great.

LoathedVermin72 · Mon February 29, 2016 1:56 am

Savage monologue. Pretty great.

Strat · Post by **Strat** » Mon February 29, 2016 1:58 am

Isn't baby goose dreamy??

Strat · Post by **Strat** » Mon February 29, 2016 2:04 am

Some of this is kind of awkward.

Post by **Jorge** » Mon February 29, 2016 2:05 am

What the hell was that Stacey Dash thing

LoathedVermin72 · Mon February 29, 2016 2:05 am

"I'M DA DANISH GIRL!"

Post by **Jorge** » Mon February 29, 2016 2:06 am

Sam Smith really took those Howard Stern comments to heart

Post by **Jorge** » Mon February 29, 2016 2:07 am

Sam Smith is somehow both flat and sharp. Flarp.

LoathedVermin72 · Mon February 29, 2016 2:08 am

His voice sounded awful.

Post by **The Argonaut** » Mon February 29, 2016 2:12 am

LoathedVermin72 wrote:His voice sounded awful.

I had to mute the sound.

Simple Torture · Post by **Simple Torture** » Mon February 29, 2016 2:13 am

theplatypus wrote:What the hell was that Stacey Dash thing

Is it because she kinda sorta looks like that white lady who said she identified as black and worked for the NAACP? I feel like they tried to do her up to look like her. It didn't come off well.

Strat · Post by **Strat** » Mon February 29, 2016 2:14 am

The Argonaut wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:His voice sounded awful.
I had to mute the sound.

That was brutal. Im glad disney shut downt he stream i was watching in the middle of that.

Post by **The Argonaut** » Mon February 29, 2016 2:15 am

Simple Torture wrote:
theplatypus wrote:What the hell was that Stacey Dash thing
Is it because she kinda sorta looks like that white lady who said she identified as black and worked for the NAACP? I feel like they tried to do her up to look like her. It didn't come off well.

No, she had said some shit earlier this month about Black History Month being silly or something. It was a reference to something only people who care about what Stacey Dash's opinions are would get.

spike · Post by **spike** » Mon February 29, 2016 2:18 am

LoathedVermin72 wrote:Savage monologue. Pretty great.

a reflection of our cynical times, i guess. remember billy crystal?

Simple Torture · Post by **Simple Torture** » Mon February 29, 2016 2:21 am

Can we each just take a deep breath to appreciate how beautiful Charlize Theron is? I don't want to sound like a creeper or nothing, but hot damn.

Post by **Jorge** » Mon February 29, 2016 2:22 am

Yeah.

Post by **Jorge** » Mon February 29, 2016 2:23 am

Maybe I'll take a moment later tonight, if you know what I mean.

Post by **Jorge** » Mon February 29, 2016 2:23 am

I mean I'll masturbate.

Simple Torture · Post by **Simple Torture** » Mon February 29, 2016 2:25 am

theplatypus wrote:I mean I'll masturbate.

cutuphalfdead wrote: Thanks for explaining the joke.

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