V-58: Sleight of Hand vs. Rearviewmirror

[tragabigzanda]

Strat, you are aware that marijuana makes stuff feel great, yea?

The strangest thing, it has no effect on me.

You're plenty groovy already, I'll bet.

[Jorge]

You have to inhale, Strat.

[Strat]

Guys, ive done it all. people are weirded out by it but I promise you 1) i am doing it correctly and 2) i am doing enough of it.

Its strange. its fine. beer is better.

[tragabigzanda]

Seriously Strat, you live in CO. Just go buy a pre-roll of some strong stuff, giggle your ass off, listen to Binaural, sleep like a baby, and feel rejuvenated.

[epilogue]

Guys, ive done it all. people are weirded out by it but I promise you 1) i am doing it correctly and 2) i am doing enough of it.

Its strange. its fine. beer is better.

My wife's the same way, Strat. She's tried it multiple times and gets nothing out of it. I, on the other hand, got high as shit and didn't recover until three days later and haven't touched it since.

[epilogue]

Seriously Strat, you live in CO. Just go buy a pre-roll of some strong stuff, giggle your ass off, listen to Binaural, sleep like a baby, and feel rejuvenated.

This... none of this was my experience with marijuana.

[Leatherhead]

Strat, you are aware that marijuana makes stuff feel great, yea?

The strangest thing, it has no effect on me.

Yeaaaaa, I don't believe this either. I've heard tons of people say this, and then after a couple more goes at it down the road, they're in fuckin space.

[Jorge]

I thought marijuana was supposed to be bad for sleeping.

[Leatherhead]

The world needs more marijuana, everywhere.

[Strat]

I have so many lotions and edibles at home from my ex girlfriend who used it to treat pain management and cancer. ive tried it all. Nothing.

The most its ever done anything was one night i ate some chocolates, had some lotion on my wrists, and a couple chill pill's. Nothing until about 25 minutes after i felt tingly in my extremities then i freaked out thinking "well, shit, delayed effect and i just ate a shit ton, im fucked"

The tingles lasted maybe 15 seconds and that was it.

BORING.

[tragabigzanda]

I thought marijuana was supposed to be bad for sleeping.

Different strains have different effects, but I find that the most sleep-appropriate strains need to be smoked about 3-4 hours prior to bedtime. Any later in the evening, and it will keep me up.

[Leatherhead]

A lot of that pain treatment kinda stuff is full of mostly Cannabidiol (CBD), which is not the psychoactive compound in marijuana, that is tetrahydrocannabinol (THC). If you get something with a high CBD% and low THC%, you're probably not going to feel stoned at all, maybe just kinda relaxed.

[Strat]

Ive also vaped, and ive had things to smoke out that have digital thermometers and a torch and through cans and joints and fucking what else....

its unfortunate guys, it is. This is why i will grow into a beer gut in the next 10 years.

[Jorge]

Sounds like you should get into heroin.

[tragabigzanda]

Sounds like you should get into heroin.

It'd be a great way to lose the beer gut.

[Strat]

It's really the only logical step.

[Norah]

That's a terrible idea. If you want to lose weight just develop a decent cocaine habit.

[evenslow]

I got an idea, why don't all you degenerates go smoke some dope and change your vote to Last Exit.

[Strat]

I got an idea, why don't all you degenerates go smoke some dope and change your vote to Last Exit.

Spoiler: show

[PHATJ]

Strat, you are aware that marijuana makes stuff feel great, yea?

The strangest thing, it has no effect on me.

You're not doing it right.