America..why won't you just ban the fucking gun?

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hlniv wrote:Who said anything about taking guns away?

Just make them fucking hard to get. Like really fucking hard. Like even harder than getting a drivers license!

For the deadly weapon called the automobile, we make people pass an operator test before getting a state issued ID card that is required by law to be in your possession when operating the weapon. We regulate safety measures, provide government funds to manage the use, require liability insurance, and make all operators reregister their weapon every year along with paying a tax on that registration.

For the deadly weapon called the gun, we make people fill out a form, maybe wait a while, maybe not, maybe show an ID, maybe not. And that's it. It makes no fucking sense
I'm fine with the comparison, but getting a driver's license isn't exactly hard to get, though.
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http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/7 ... s--reports
Multiple employees have been wounded after a shooting in Kansas.

Police, ambulances and local authorities responded to a shooting at Excel Industries in Hesston, Kansas at 5pm on Thursday (local time), news station KSN reported.

People were told to shelter in a safe place because of "an active shooter situation," authorities told NBC.

"The scene is not secure" at Excel Industries in Hesston, a Harvey County dispatcher said.
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Rangi Guy wrote:http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/7 ... s--reports
Multiple employees have been wounded after a shooting in Kansas.

Police, ambulances and local authorities responded to a shooting at Excel Industries in Hesston, Kansas at 5pm on Thursday (local time), news station KSN reported.

People were told to shelter in a safe place because of "an active shooter situation," authorities told NBC.

"The scene is not secure" at Excel Industries in Hesston, a Harvey County dispatcher said.
4 Dead, over 20 injured. Police have killed the shooter.
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Green Habit wrote:
hlniv wrote:Who said anything about taking guns away?

Just make them fucking hard to get. Like really fucking hard. Like even harder than getting a drivers license!

For the deadly weapon called the automobile, we make people pass an operator test before getting a state issued ID card that is required by law to be in your possession when operating the weapon. We regulate safety measures, provide government funds to manage the use, require liability insurance, and make all operators reregister their weapon every year along with paying a tax on that registration.

For the deadly weapon called the gun, we make people fill out a form, maybe wait a while, maybe not, maybe show an ID, maybe not. And that's it. It makes no fucking sense
I'm fine with the comparison, but getting a driver's license isn't exactly hard to get, though.
Yet, it's a lot harder than getting a gun. And it takes much more effort and government process to maintain.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z42QyjOAAS

I dont want to lol but....LOL.

Also, the NRA literally just called our office to speak with my boss. He declined.
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Strat wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3484064/Pro-gun-poster-girl-shot-four-year-old-son-driving-Florida-boy-pistol-seat-truck.html#ixzz42QyjOAAS

I dont want to lol but....LOL.

Also, the NRA literally just called our office to speak with my boss. He declined.

That's just the most honestly laughing out loud one I've seen in a long time. She fuckin deserved it. And no doubt a million excuses will be made by the family or gun lobby crowd but I am still laughing at this. Brilliant.
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dimejinky99 wrote:
Strat wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3484064/Pro-gun-poster-girl-shot-four-year-old-son-driving-Florida-boy-pistol-seat-truck.html#ixzz42QyjOAAS

I dont want to lol but....LOL.

Also, the NRA literally just called our office to speak with my boss. He declined.

That's just the most honestly laughing out loud one I've seen in a long time. She fuckin deserved it. And no doubt a million excuses will be made by the family or gun lobby crowd but I am still laughing at this. Brilliant.

im all for laughing at the irony but she deserved it? really?
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plus she's kinda hot
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kinda
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Kaius wrote:kinda
yes, that is what i said
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Peeps wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:
Strat wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3484064/Pro-gun-poster-girl-shot-four-year-old-son-driving-Florida-boy-pistol-seat-truck.html#ixzz42QyjOAAS

I dont want to lol but....LOL.

Also, the NRA literally just called our office to speak with my boss. He declined.

That's just the most honestly laughing out loud one I've seen in a long time. She fuckin deserved it. And no doubt a million excuses will be made by the family or gun lobby crowd but I am still laughing at this. Brilliant.

im all for laughing at the irony but she deserved it? really?

You leave a gun lying around your baby, you deserve whatever comes to you, including child services taking the child from you and rehoming it as you're clearly an irresponsible fucktard who really shouldn't be allowed near kids.
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and upon the moment i become the voice of reason the heavens will reign down upon thee a righteous apocalypse that will lay waste to a generation
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Is "rehoming" a real word? I kinda like it.
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Strat wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3484064/Pro-gun-poster-girl-shot-four-year-old-son-driving-Florida-boy-pistol-seat-truck.html#ixzz42QyjOAAS

I dont want to lol but....LOL.

Also, the NRA literally just called our office to speak with my boss. He declined.
This is both the dumbest and one of the funniest things I've read in a while. I had to check that it wasn't an Onion article.
Totally got what she deserved
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If only she had a gun up front to protect her! MORE GUNS!!!!
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So when you guys say "she got what she deserved", does that mean that because she owned a gun she deserved to get shot? Are you saying I deserve to get shot?! Love you guys.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:So when you guys say "she got what she deserved", does that mean that because she owned a gun she deserved to get shot? Are you saying I deserve to get shot?! Love you guys.
Because of her completely ridiculous stances on guns and her high profile social media celebrity status because of it. And the fact she left a loaded gun in the backseat with her 4 year old. This is Darwinism at its finest.
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Strat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:So when you guys say "she got what she deserved", does that mean that because she owned a gun she deserved to get shot? Are you saying I deserve to get shot?! Love you guys.
Because of her completely ridiculous stances on guns and her high profile social media celebrity status because of it. And the fact she left a loaded gun in the backseat with her 4 year old. This is Darwinism at its finest.
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Rangi Guy wrote:
Strat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:So when you guys say "she got what she deserved", does that mean that because she owned a gun she deserved to get shot? Are you saying I deserve to get shot?! Love you guys.
Because of her completely ridiculous stances on guns and her high profile social media celebrity status because of it. And the fact she left a loaded gun in the backseat with her 4 year old. This is Darwinism at its finest.
This!
Hurray! Someone was ironically hurt by a child! More of this please!!!
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I tweeted her full of righteous scorn. She's already had some pretty scathing and funny ones sent to her.

She's also anti immigration it seems.
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