Nah Crusade was the worst. Marcus and Sallah as comic relief? Insulting.durdencommatyler wrote:Exactly. It's the worst of the three.cutuphalfdead wrote:I love Temple of Doom but it's the worst of the original three.
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I love crusade so much 
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please don't make this thread 9 pages long by the end of today. Have some respect for yourselves!
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Strat wrote:I love crusade so much
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Crusade is still great just slightly less great.
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Oh, didn't you hear? He's going to be the Mcguffin in this one.Strat wrote:this is going to be great.
Can we bust Sean Connery out of retirement for this one?
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As well you should. It's one of the best action adventure films ever.Strat wrote:I love crusade so much
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NO TICKET!
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Who the FUCK edited my thread title?! 
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Not me. I'm gonna hate this movie
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that's probably going to end up being trueLoathedVermin72 wrote:Halennytheweedwhacker wrote:i would rank them as such:
temple of doom, raiders of the lost ark, last crusade (all tied cuz i just can't pick)
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the original trilogy all do something different for me...growing up temple of doom was my favorite, but now i'm not so sure
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I do love all three, though I think Doom and Crusade are considerably better than Raiders. I think Raiders has some pacing issues.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:that's probably going to end up being trueLoathedVermin72 wrote:Halennytheweedwhacker wrote:i would rank them as such:
temple of doom, raiders of the lost ark, last crusade (all tied cuz i just can't pick)
indiana jones 5
kingdom of the crystal skull
the original trilogy all do something different for me...growing up temple of doom was my favorite, but now i'm not so sure
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I actually enjoyed fords performance in crystal skull. My issues with that movie are related to the script
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theplatypus wrote:But also an unhappy little shitdimejinky99 wrote:LV you're a gullible asshole
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Calibrate your enthusiasm
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fuck you, I'm unliking your Facebook pagedimejinky99 wrote:theplatypus wrote:But also an unhappy little shitdimejinky99 wrote:LV you're a gullible asshole
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It's actually my favoriteStrat wrote:I love crusade so much
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Crusade was definitely my favorite as a kid.
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stip wrote:I actually enjoyed fords performance in crystal skull. My issues with that movie are related to the script
Ford was fine it was everything else that was the problem. I'm convinced Karen Allen was completely shit faced when she filmed her scenes. My only issue with continuing Indy movies with Ford isn't that he is too old its that his age pushes the movies into a time period that isn't as conducive for pulpy adventure stories.
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