The Simpsons

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Sun January 10, 2016 7:07 am

Mecca wrote:
doug rr wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:the hammock district line always cracked me up
gold lenny, gold

Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
Hank Scorpio: That's right.
"What happened?... When did that happen?... How much of it?... Oh my goodness, I'll be right up!
[Hangs up the phone]
Homer, I've gotta go, there's a problem upstairs! Somebody ate part of my lunch!"

Sorry it's not in packages.

Post by **Mecca** » Sun January 10, 2016 7:23 am

cutuphalfdead wrote:sorry it's not in packages

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Sun January 10, 2016 7:34 am

No one ever says Italy.

Simple Torture · Post by **Simple Torture** » Thu February 04, 2016 2:22 am

I know we've done a Simpsons artifact tournament (which was amazing); would there be any interest in doing a Simpsons song tournament?

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Thu February 04, 2016 2:33 am

Simple Torture · Post by **Simple Torture** » Thu February 04, 2016 2:36 am

Disclaimer: I've never run a tournament before, so it'll probably be a fucking disaster. But I'll write up some rules. 8 people or more? So far it's me and doug rr.

tragabigzanda · Post by **tragabigzanda** » Thu February 04, 2016 2:48 am

Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Post by **Green Habit** » Thu February 04, 2016 3:05 am

https://frinkiac.com/

That is all.

Post by **Jorge** » Thu February 04, 2016 5:33 pm

On a similar note, this Twitter feed is great:

https://twitter.com/simpscreens

Automatically tweets out a random screencap from the show's golden years every 30 minutes.

Will · Post by **Will** » Thu February 04, 2016 10:05 pm

Ooh, he card reads good.

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Sun March 20, 2016 4:34 am

I watched all of season one today. It was nice.

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Sun March 20, 2016 4:37 am

cutuphalfdead wrote:I watched all of season one today. It was nice.

nice, homey

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Sun March 20, 2016 4:38 am

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Sun March 20, 2016 4:44 am

Season one, ranked:

Krusty Gets Busted
The Telltale Head
Life on the Fast Lane
The Crepes of Wrath
Moaning Lisa
Some Enchanted Evening
The Call of the Simpsons
Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
Bart the Genius
Homer's Night Out
Bart the General
Homer's Odyssey
There's No Disgrace Like Home

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Sun March 20, 2016 4:45 am

that's just stoned talk

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Sun March 20, 2016 4:46 am

It's a perfectly cromulent ranking.

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Sun March 20, 2016 4:49 am

I probably know.

it's just that I'm ignorant

Simple Torture · Post by **Simple Torture** » Sun March 20, 2016 12:14 pm

Milpool

LoathedVermin72 · Post by **LoathedVermin72** » Tue March 22, 2016 3:31 am

"Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow. You know, from Leave It to Beaver."

LoathedVermin72 · Post by **LoathedVermin72** » Tue March 22, 2016 10:18 pm

two plus two is four

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