Batman V: Superman Dawn of Justice

[BurtReynolds]

Reviews don't mean much.

[epilogue]

Reviews don't mean much.

BurtReynolds for President!

[McParadigm]

Reviews don't mean much.

We all lean that way except when they tell us what we want to hear. Then it's "the reviews are so good for this. I can't wait!"

On the other hand, I can't remember the last time a movie had such consistently negative reviews, and especially where the complaints were as consistent as these have been, and where the movie turned out to be really good. If anything, compiled reviews are usually too kind (see: Jurassic World).

[LoathedVermin72]

Reviews don't mean much.

We all lean that way except when they tell us what we want to hear. Then it's "the reviews are so good for this. I can't wait!"

On the other hand, I can't remember the last time a movie had such consistently negative reviews, and especially where the complaints were as consistent as these have been, and where the movie turned out to be really good. If anything, compiled reviews are usually too kind (see: Jurassic World).

Unless you're me, in which case positive reviews for this would have made you a little concerned.

[epilogue]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait....

Will those who have seen this movie confirm or deny this, please:

Spoiler: show

Even a little kid (like the ones who will be scarred if you take them to see this movie) knows that Batman and Superman will eventually become friends. The way it happens is so ridiculous that I wanted to throw popcorn at the screen, but this was at least two hours in and I’d already eaten it all. It hinges on a coincidence going back to the golden age of comics. Bruce Wayne’s mother and Clark Kent’s mother are both named Martha. Once Batman realises this, he lowers his fists and decides to stop hating Superman and join him on his quest to save the planet. That’s it. That’s all it takes. Warner Brothers is banking a zillion-dollar franchise on asinine writing like this. May Zod have mercy on us all.

[Strat]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait....

Will those who have seen this movie confirm or deny this, please:

Spoiler: show

Even a little kid (like the ones who will be scarred if you take them to see this movie) knows that Batman and Superman will eventually become friends. The way it happens is so ridiculous that I wanted to throw popcorn at the screen, but this was at least two hours in and I’d already eaten it all. It hinges on a coincidence going back to the golden age of comics. Bruce Wayne’s mother and Clark Kent’s mother are both named Martha. Once Batman realises this, he lowers his fists and decides to stop hating Superman and join him on his quest to save the planet. That’s it. That’s all it takes. Warner Brothers is banking a zillion-dollar franchise on asinine writing like this. May Zod have mercy on us all.

lolololololol please let this be it

[BurtReynolds]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait....

Will those who have seen this movie confirm or deny this, please:

Spoiler: show

Even a little kid (like the ones who will be scarred if you take them to see this movie) knows that Batman and Superman will eventually become friends. The way it happens is so ridiculous that I wanted to throw popcorn at the screen, but this was at least two hours in and I’d already eaten it all. It hinges on a coincidence going back to the golden age of comics. Bruce Wayne’s mother and Clark Kent’s mother are both named Martha. Once Batman realises this, he lowers his fists and decides to stop hating Superman and join him on his quest to save the planet. That’s it. That’s all it takes. Warner Brothers is banking a zillion-dollar franchise on asinine writing like this. May Zod have mercy on us all.

lolololololol please let this be it

[epilogue]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait....

Will those who have seen this movie confirm or deny this, please:

Spoiler: show

Even a little kid (like the ones who will be scarred if you take them to see this movie) knows that Batman and Superman will eventually become friends. The way it happens is so ridiculous that I wanted to throw popcorn at the screen, but this was at least two hours in and I’d already eaten it all. It hinges on a coincidence going back to the golden age of comics. Bruce Wayne’s mother and Clark Kent’s mother are both named Martha. Once Batman realises this, he lowers his fists and decides to stop hating Superman and join him on his quest to save the planet. That’s it. That’s all it takes. Warner Brothers is banking a zillion-dollar franchise on asinine writing like this. May Zod have mercy on us all.

lolololololol please let this be it

I mean, that's kind of an obvious deal breaker, no?

[BurtReynolds]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait....

Will those who have seen this movie confirm or deny this, please:

Spoiler: show

Even a little kid (like the ones who will be scarred if you take them to see this movie) knows that Batman and Superman will eventually become friends. The way it happens is so ridiculous that I wanted to throw popcorn at the screen, but this was at least two hours in and I’d already eaten it all. It hinges on a coincidence going back to the golden age of comics. Bruce Wayne’s mother and Clark Kent’s mother are both named Martha. Once Batman realises this, he lowers his fists and decides to stop hating Superman and join him on his quest to save the planet. That’s it. That’s all it takes. Warner Brothers is banking a zillion-dollar franchise on asinine writing like this. May Zod have mercy on us all.

lolololololol please let this be it

I mean, that's kind of an obvious deal breaker, no?

Are the quotes broken for anyone else? weird.

[Strat]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait....

Will those who have seen this movie confirm or deny this, please:

Spoiler: show

Even a little kid (like the ones who will be scarred if you take them to see this movie) knows that Batman and Superman will eventually become friends. The way it happens is so ridiculous that I wanted to throw popcorn at the screen, but this was at least two hours in and I’d already eaten it all. It hinges on a coincidence going back to the golden age of comics. Bruce Wayne’s mother and Clark Kent’s mother are both named Martha. Once Batman realises this, he lowers his fists and decides to stop hating Superman and join him on his quest to save the planet. That’s it. That’s all it takes. Warner Brothers is banking a zillion-dollar franchise on asinine writing like this. May Zod have mercy on us all.

lolololololol please let this be it

I mean, that's kind of an obvious deal breaker, no?

Are the quotes broken for anyone else? weird.

Why is my text so small?

[Strat]

That stupid plot broke the board

[epilogue]

Thanks, Obama!

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[epilogue]

[Strat]

Spoiler: show

I need to find some similar common ground with Dev i think. Perhaps we can put it all behind us. Dev, what is your fathers name?

[epilogue]

[Jorge]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait....

Will those who have seen this movie confirm or deny this, please:

Spoiler: show

Even a little kid (like the ones who will be scarred if you take them to see this movie) knows that Batman and Superman will eventually become friends. The way it happens is so ridiculous that I wanted to throw popcorn at the screen, but this was at least two hours in and I’d already eaten it all. It hinges on a coincidence going back to the golden age of comics. Bruce Wayne’s mother and Clark Kent’s mother are both named Martha. Once Batman realises this, he lowers his fists and decides to stop hating Superman and join him on his quest to save the planet. That’s it. That’s all it takes. Warner Brothers is banking a zillion-dollar franchise on asinine writing like this. May Zod have mercy on us all.

CONFIRMED

[Jorge]

wtf tiny text

[epilogue]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait....

Will those who have seen this movie confirm or deny this, please:

Spoiler: show

Even a little kid (like the ones who will be scarred if you take them to see this movie) knows that Batman and Superman will eventually become friends. The way it happens is so ridiculous that I wanted to throw popcorn at the screen, but this was at least two hours in and I’d already eaten it all. It hinges on a coincidence going back to the golden age of comics. Bruce Wayne’s mother and Clark Kent’s mother are both named Martha. Once Batman realises this, he lowers his fists and decides to stop hating Superman and join him on his quest to save the planet. That’s it. That’s all it takes. Warner Brothers is banking a zillion-dollar franchise on asinine writing like this. May Zod have mercy on us all.

CONFIRMED

Gross.

That's super unfortunate.

[BurtReynolds]

RM is dead.