The Cinematic Motion Picture News Thread

[96583UP]

Two in the Ink, One in the Stink

[BurtReynolds]

May the Force Be With Tattoo

[E.H. Ruddock]

KENDRICK TATTOOS

[LoathedVermin72]

JJ Inkrams

[BurtReynolds]

Nothing But Portraits of St. Vincent Tattootorium

[epilogue]

What would Joey name his tattoo parlor?

"That Argument...I just...I Don't Even...Ugh" Tattoos

I'm gonna take serious offense at this because anyone who knows me knows my utter hatred for anyone saying or typing 'ugh' unless their name is Peter N. Clarke. You take this back right fucking now McPizzadigest!

[epilogue]

Confounded Inkblots

I'd drop Inkblots, but Confounded is a great name for a tattoo parlor.

[epilogue]

KENDRICK TATTOOS

Ruddo gets me. The rest of you think I like Star Wars way more than I do.

[epilogue]

JJ Inkrams

This is good, though.

[LoathedVermin72]

Confounded Inkblots

I'd drop Inkblots, but Confounded is a great name for a tattoo parlor.

I don't agree with this, for the record.

[epilogue]

Confounded Inkblots

I'd drop Inkblots, but Confounded is a great name for a tattoo parlor.

I don't agree with this, for the record.

So I shouldn't email you my business proposal, then?

[McParadigm]

What would Joey name his tattoo parlor?

"That Argument...I just...I Don't Even...Ugh" Tattoos

I'm gonna take serious offense at this because anyone who knows me knows my utter hatred for anyone saying or typing 'ugh' unless their name is Peter N. Clarke. You take this back right fucking now McPizzadigest!

You utter hatred of Charlie Brown is now noted

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[epilogue]

What would Joey name his tattoo parlor?

"That Argument...I just...I Don't Even...Ugh" Tattoos

I'm gonna take serious offense at this because anyone who knows me knows my utter hatred for anyone saying or typing 'ugh' unless their name is Peter N. Clarke. You take this back right fucking now McPizzadigest!

You utter hatred of Charlie Brown is now noted

It's like talking to an underwater balloon sometimes.

[epilogue]

Swiss Army Man got a lot of great press at Sundance, and the trailer doesn't disappoint:

Out. Standing.

[bada]

Are you excited for Skull Island LV?

[LoathedVermin72]

Are you excited for Skull Island LV?

Yes, though cautiously. I don't trust the director. This could easily be another Jurassic World situation.

[bada]

Are you excited for Skull Island LV?

Yes, though cautiously. I don't trust the director. This could easily be another Jurassic World situation.

I was going to say I'm not familiar with the director but I did see Kings Of Summer. I liked that movie but it was a small film.

[LoathedVermin72]

Are you excited for Skull Island LV?

Yes, though cautiously. I don't trust the director. This could easily be another Jurassic World situation.

I was going to say I'm not familiar with the director but I did see Kings Of Summer. I liked that movie but it was a small film.

I haven't seen it, but recruiting relatively untested indie directors to make studio tentpoles has yielded mixed results.

[Dev]

Is anyone excited to see Hardcore Henry?