That is different than "Every great movie is great only because it has a great story"LoathedVermin72 wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Every great movie is great because of its story.
Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
- Strat
- Waiting for HVAC Repairman
- Posts: 35417
- Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:48 pm
- Location: Twin City Kisses
Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
- dimejinky99
- what on earth am I talking about
- Posts: 39789
- Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 12:35 am
- E.H. Ruddock
- Guys, I am not a moderator! I swear to God! Why does everyone think I'm a moderator?
- Posts: 52023
- Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm
Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
Imagine if "The Road" was cast with, say, Hayden Christensen or Steven Segal. Then, you would have one of the greatest stories of our time made into a movie that wasn't great.
Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG
- LoathedVermin72
- The Master
- Posts: 33961
- Joined: Sun May 25, 2014 9:32 pm
Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
No it isn't? That's literally what he said?Strat wrote:That is different than "Every great movie is great only because it has a great story"LoathedVermin72 wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Every great movie is great because of its story.
- Strat
- Waiting for HVAC Repairman
- Posts: 35417
- Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:48 pm
- Location: Twin City Kisses
Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
I dont think he ever said it only takes a great story. He has said execution is importantLoathedVermin72 wrote:No it isn't? That's literally what he said?Strat wrote:That is different than "Every great movie is great only because it has a great story"LoathedVermin72 wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Every great movie is great because of its story.
- McParadigm
- NEVER STOP JAMMING!
- Posts: 22393
- Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 1:56 am
Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
'No story' is different from 'has a bad story.'LoathedVermin72 wrote:The Color of Pomegranates is one of the greatest movies ever made, and it doesn't really even have a story.
(patriotic choking noises)
- LoathedVermin72
- The Master
- Posts: 33961
- Joined: Sun May 25, 2014 9:32 pm
Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
I would fucking love The Road with SeagalE.H. Ruddock wrote:Imagine if "The Road" was cast with, say, Hayden Christensen or Steven Segal. Then, you would have one of the greatest stories of our time made into a movie that wasn't great.
- LoathedVermin72
- The Master
- Posts: 33961
- Joined: Sun May 25, 2014 9:32 pm
Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
Um...he objectively didn't say that?Strat wrote:I dont think he ever said it only takes a great story. He has said execution is importantLoathedVermin72 wrote:No it isn't? That's literally what he said?Strat wrote:That is different than "Every great movie is great only because it has a great story"LoathedVermin72 wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Every great movie is great because of its story.
- McParadigm
- NEVER STOP JAMMING!
- Posts: 22393
- Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 1:56 am
Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
I would have been able to handle it much better emotionally. In.LoathedVermin72 wrote:I would fucking love The Road with SeagalE.H. Ruddock wrote:Imagine if "The Road" was cast with, say, Hayden Christensen or Steven Segal. Then, you would have one of the greatest stories of our time made into a movie that wasn't great.
(patriotic choking noises)
- E.H. Ruddock
- Guys, I am not a moderator! I swear to God! Why does everyone think I'm a moderator?
- Posts: 52023
- Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm
Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
Ha.McParadigm wrote:I would have been able to handle it much better emotionally. In.LoathedVermin72 wrote:I would fucking love The Road with SeagalE.H. Ruddock wrote:Imagine if "The Road" was cast with, say, Hayden Christensen or Steven Segal. Then, you would have one of the greatest stories of our time made into a movie that wasn't great.
Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG
- epilogue
- We All We Got, We All We Need
- Posts: 85143
- Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 5:33 pm
- Location: Ghorman
- Contact:
Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
It does. It doesn't really even have a plot.LoathedVermin72 wrote:The Color of Pomegranates is one of the greatest movies ever made, and it doesn't really even have a story.
- McParadigm
- NEVER STOP JAMMING!
- Posts: 22393
- Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 1:56 am
Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
I want Steven S to play the kid, and Hayden C to play his dad. Otherwise the same exact film.E.H. Ruddock wrote:Ha.McParadigm wrote:I would have been able to handle it much better emotionally. In.LoathedVermin72 wrote:I would fucking love The Road with SeagalE.H. Ruddock wrote:Imagine if "The Road" was cast with, say, Hayden Christensen or Steven Segal. Then, you would have one of the greatest stories of our time made into a movie that wasn't great.
Goddamn I want this movie.
(patriotic choking noises)
- epilogue
- We All We Got, We All We Need
- Posts: 85143
- Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 5:33 pm
- Location: Ghorman
- Contact:
Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
That's not the argument I'm making, Ruddo. It might be the argument Verm is making, though.E.H. Ruddock wrote:Imagine if "The Road" was cast with, say, Hayden Christensen or Steven Segal. Then, you would have one of the greatest stories of our time made into a movie that wasn't great.
- E.H. Ruddock
- Guys, I am not a moderator! I swear to God! Why does everyone think I'm a moderator?
- Posts: 52023
- Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm
Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
Also, Bill & Ted's excellent adventure and Gleaming the Cube are two movies off the top of my head that were horrible stories but the movies were great.
Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG
- epilogue
- We All We Got, We All We Need
- Posts: 85143
- Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 5:33 pm
- Location: Ghorman
- Contact:
Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
It literally isn't.LoathedVermin72 wrote:No it isn't? That's literally what he said?Strat wrote:That is different than "Every great movie is great only because it has a great story"LoathedVermin72 wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Every great movie is great because of its story.
- LoathedVermin72
- The Master
- Posts: 33961
- Joined: Sun May 25, 2014 9:32 pm
Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
I have no idea what you're trying to say at this point, Joey.
- E.H. Ruddock
- Guys, I am not a moderator! I swear to God! Why does everyone think I'm a moderator?
- Posts: 52023
- Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm
Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
I would want to kill myself after seeing this version. Much like after seeing the original, but for different reasons, so I guess yeah it would still be great.McParadigm wrote:I want Steven S to play the kid, and Hayden C to play his dad. Otherwise the same exact film.E.H. Ruddock wrote:Ha.McParadigm wrote:I would have been able to handle it much better emotionally. In.LoathedVermin72 wrote:I would fucking love The Road with SeagalE.H. Ruddock wrote:Imagine if "The Road" was cast with, say, Hayden Christensen or Steven Segal. Then, you would have one of the greatest stories of our time made into a movie that wasn't great.
Goddamn I want this movie.
Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG
- ABNorman
- The Beef
- Posts: 4475
- Joined: Thu January 03, 2013 10:16 pm
Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
You need to listen.LoathedVermin72 wrote:I have no idea what you're trying to say at this point, Joey.
- epilogue
- We All We Got, We All We Need
- Posts: 85143
- Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 5:33 pm
- Location: Ghorman
- Contact:
Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
Impossible. Horrible plots, maybe. But not horrible stories (in a cinematic sense).E.H. Ruddock wrote:Also, Bill & Ted's excellent adventure and Gleaming the Cube are two movies off the top of my head that were horrible stories but the movies were great.
- epilogue
- We All We Got, We All We Need
- Posts: 85143
- Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 5:33 pm
- Location: Ghorman
- Contact:
Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
Though, can we just take a second and turn this into the Cleaming the Cube thread?! What a fucking brilliant movie that was.