The Cinematic Motion Picture News Thread
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Is yours Charlize Theron or Jessica Chastain or Emily Blunt? There is a right answer.
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his is theron but the right answer for me or you is bluntThe Argonaut wrote:Is yours Charlize Theron or Jessica Chastain or Emily Blunt? There is a right answer.
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Theron of course. My wife is tall and blonde and I'm tall, so after the movie we'll probably just come home and pretend we're Hemsworth and Theron and get it on.
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Theron was the correct answer. Good job.
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Hopefully she'll let me be Blackhat Hemsworth and she'll be Arrested Development Theron.E.H. Ruddock wrote:Theron of course. My wife is tall and blonde and I'm tall, so after the movie we'll probably just come home and pretend we're Hemsworth and Theron and get it on.
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The Argonaut wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:The Argonaut wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

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The Argonaut wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:The Argonaut wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:The Argonaut wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:The Argonaut wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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I just can't.
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You know, I had zero interest in this until I just looked at that cast. I'm in.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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is morten tyldum an alias of david o russell?tragabigzanda wrote:Passengers with Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt looks promising. Sorry, I couldn't find an HD teaser. Text from io9.gizmodo.com describes additional footage not in the embedded teaser:
When a studio decides to release a scifi movie during Christmas, they think it has both commercial and awards potential. Both certainly seem possible for Passengers, starring Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence. Sony Pictures debuted the first footage from the film at CinemaCon, and it looks amazing.
Written by Jon Spaihts and directed by Morten Tyldum, Passengers is set in a future where a group of people are going into space to colonize a new planet. That planet is 120 years away so these people must go into a hyper sleep in order to survive the trip with some life to spare. Thirty years into the trip, there’s a malfunction, and two passengers wake up. Those two are played by Pratt and Lawrence, and that’s where the movie basically begins.
The footage Sony screened at CinemaCon 2016 started a little earlier in the plot. First, we see a ship flying through space. This ship, the Avalon, looks a bit like the space station in 2001 and is heading to the Homestead 2 Colony with 5,228 passengers. All the passengers are sleeping in pods that looks a lot like those in Aliens. They should stay in the pods for 120 years but, for some reason, one opens. It holds Chris Pratt’s character. Upon awaking, he thinks he’s going to meet the rest of his passengers for his new life. He gets ready, jokes about his cool new jacket, walks past the robot cleaning the floors and looks for people. There’s no one.
“Hello?” Pratt screams as he’s running around the Avalon. Soon, he realizes there’s been a terrible mistake, and he’s the only one awake. Then, Pratt starts to explore the enormous ship. He tries to buy a Latte Extreme, but those are only available to premium passengers, so he has to settle for the simple black coffee since he’s a lower class passenger.
Pratt walks around and sees what he believes to be another human. It’s Michael Sheen as a bartender in a setting that looks a bit too much like The Shining. Pratt quickly realizes this is an android and asks it what happens when the sleep pods malfunction. “It can’t happen,” says the android. When Pratt explains that it did happen, the robot replies, “It’s not possible for you to be here.”
Pratt’s character, alone, spends his time fixing things. Back on Earth, he was a mechanic so this makes him happy. Then, one day, he sees a girl played by Jennifer Lawrence. She’s a New York writer with much better accommodations than Pratt’s character. She asks him, “Do you know what’s going on?” He tells her and then reveals that he’s been the only person awake for over a year.
Lawrence’s character asks if there’s a way to get back into hibernation. Pratt says no. “Everything is designed to keep us alive,” he says. “I’ve tried everything.” Defeated, Lawrence asks, “What is there to do here?”
The trailer then cuts to a montage of the couple going to a fancy dinner, watching movies, taking a swim, and more. Pratt tells Lawrence she’s the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen, and she crawls over the table and starts kissing him.
All is well alone on the Avalon, but things start to get worse. They lose their gravity and Lawrence, swimming in the pool, almost drowns as she and the water rise.
Towards the end, the footage goes into super fast edit mode. Pratt and Lawrence are standing outside the ship. Pratt crashes a little vehicle in the cafeteria. “There has to be a way,” he says. “There are 5,000 other people on this ship—we have to do this.” Air sucks them into space. Fire blows them into space. Then the title: Passengers.
Passengers looks like the perfect mix of scifi, romance, drama, and action. We can only hope it lives up to this footage. The film hits theaters on December 21.
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