Forever and Always - The Baywatch Thread
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Is there a Baywatch spinoff where the David Hasselhoff character becomes a night detective? or is that just some horrible fever dream I'm remembering?
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Baywatch Nights. I think it lasted a week.theplatypus wrote:Is there a Baywatch spinoff where the David Hasselhoff character becomes a night detective? or is that just some horrible fever dream I'm remembering?
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Yeah the only reason I know some plots is because I just watched a bunch for the first time in like 15 years last weekend. I like the cast that came on with Pam and Kelly Slater who is the worst actor ever its awesome. The cast before that and those episodes aren't as much fun.BurtReynolds wrote:I honestly can't remember any plot details of Baywatch. I'm sure someone was drowning or something.
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Yeah but Baywatch lifeguards have incredible responsibilities....they are basically the police and the Coast Guard. Mitch had to set up security for a Governors speech and prevented a bombing.BurtReynolds wrote:I love that hasselhoff is referred to as "veteran lifeguard". Is that like being a veteran dish washer or a veteran fry cook?
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This is by far and without a doubt the best thread on RM.
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I like this show and I like Baywatch Nights after it decided to become an X-Files/Kolchak imitator.
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Knight RiderBurtReynolds wrote:Baywatch Nights. I think it lasted a week.theplatypus wrote:Is there a Baywatch spinoff where the David Hasselhoff character becomes a night detective? or is that just some horrible fever dream I'm remembering?
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And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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I lost count of the amount of times I whacked off watching this show as a teenager.
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Wee Lil Cadet WhackoffSgt. Crackpot wrote:I lost count of the amount of times I whacked off watching this show as a teenager.
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the theme song is stuck in my f*cking head now
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Always liked how Hoff cast his love interests
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is this a self aware comedy? or what? Because the original took everything serious.
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Not really sure but I think in the case of that pic Efron had a legit fall while trying to look cool in slow motion.
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And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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