Post Random Movie-Related Thoughts You Have

[epilogue]

nope

why not?

Ehh, I dunno. I mostly like it, but it's very rough around the edges (obviously). Also, I was never able to completely finish it because I've never been able to get someone to score it to my satisfaction (a musician friend made one for it, but I rejected it). So it's totally done except for the music.

I have a friend who has been trying to do more and more film score work. If you want me to get you some contact info, I'll gladly hook you up.

[BurtReynolds]

nope

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[LoathedVermin72]

Well I appreciate the interest, dudes. Thanks.

[epilogue]

Can you give us a quick elevator synopsis?

[LoathedVermin72]

Sure. It's a silent, black-and-white horror short about a guy who commits a sort of controlled suicide after his wife dies so he can find her in the afterlife.

[Jorge]

Sure. It's a silent, black-and-white horror short about a guy who commits a sort of controlled suicide after his wife dies so he can find her in the afterlife.

An old film professor of mine posited that 50% of first-year film school shorts will either end in or prominently feature a suicide. He was right; mine sure did.

[epilogue]

Sure. It's a silent, black-and-white horror short about a guy who commits a sort of controlled suicide after his wife dies so he can find her in the afterlife.

Very cool. I dig that premise.

Are you in it?

[epilogue]

Sure. It's a silent, black-and-white horror short about a guy who commits a sort of controlled suicide after his wife dies so he can find her in the afterlife.

An old film professor of mine posited that 50% of first-year film school shorts will either end in or prominently feature a suicide. He was right; mine sure did.

I thought one of my friend's short student films was about suicide. But it was actually about being gay. The movie made a ton more sense once I got that.

[Jorge]

Sure. It's a silent, black-and-white horror short about a guy who commits a sort of controlled suicide after his wife dies so he can find her in the afterlife.

An old film professor of mine posited that 50% of first-year film school shorts will either end in or prominently feature a suicide. He was right; mine sure did.

I thought one of my friend's short student films was about suicide. But it was actually about being gay. The movie made a ton more sense once I got that.

I acted in someone else's first-year film school short where I brutally murdered two people with a baseball bat for speaking entirely in clichès, and then later the director told me it was a metaphor for racism and homophobia???

[epilogue]

Sure. It's a silent, black-and-white horror short about a guy who commits a sort of controlled suicide after his wife dies so he can find her in the afterlife.

An old film professor of mine posited that 50% of first-year film school shorts will either end in or prominently feature a suicide. He was right; mine sure did.

I thought one of my friend's short student films was about suicide. But it was actually about being gay. The movie made a ton more sense once I got that.

I acted in someone else's first-year film school short where I brutally murdered two people with a baseball bat for speaking entirely in clichès, and then later the director told me it was a metaphor for racism and homophobia???

Student films are so fascinating. Even when they're terrible and pretentious, there's usually this confusion and earnestness to them that I find endearing.

[Jorge]

Sure. It's a silent, black-and-white horror short about a guy who commits a sort of controlled suicide after his wife dies so he can find her in the afterlife.

An old film professor of mine posited that 50% of first-year film school shorts will either end in or prominently feature a suicide. He was right; mine sure did.

I thought one of my friend's short student films was about suicide. But it was actually about being gay. The movie made a ton more sense once I got that.

I acted in someone else's first-year film school short where I brutally murdered two people with a baseball bat for speaking entirely in clichès, and then later the director told me it was a metaphor for racism and homophobia???

[Jorge]

Sure. It's a silent, black-and-white horror short about a guy who commits a sort of controlled suicide after his wife dies so he can find her in the afterlife.

An old film professor of mine posited that 50% of first-year film school shorts will either end in or prominently feature a suicide. He was right; mine sure did.

I thought one of my friend's short student films was about suicide. But it was actually about being gay. The movie made a ton more sense once I got that.

I acted in someone else's first-year film school short where I brutally murdered two people with a baseball bat for speaking entirely in clichès, and then later the director told me it was a metaphor for racism and homophobia???

Student films are so fascinating. Even when they're terrible and pretentious, there's usually this confusion and earnestness to them that I find endearing.

I agree, it's people scrambling to find their own voice while also affecting a certain sophistication. They're fun to watch.

[epilogue]

I would have never recognized you with all that luscious curly hair.

[epilogue]

Sure. It's a silent, black-and-white horror short about a guy who commits a sort of controlled suicide after his wife dies so he can find her in the afterlife.

An old film professor of mine posited that 50% of first-year film school shorts will either end in or prominently feature a suicide. He was right; mine sure did.

I thought one of my friend's short student films was about suicide. But it was actually about being gay. The movie made a ton more sense once I got that.

I acted in someone else's first-year film school short where I brutally murdered two people with a baseball bat for speaking entirely in clichès, and then later the director told me it was a metaphor for racism and homophobia???

Student films are so fascinating. Even when they're terrible and pretentious, there's usually this confusion and earnestness to them that I find endearing.

I agree, it's people scrambling to find their own voice while also affecting a certain sophistication. They're fun to watch.

Yes. Exactly. Well put.

[LoathedVermin72]

Sure. It's a silent, black-and-white horror short about a guy who commits a sort of controlled suicide after his wife dies so he can find her in the afterlife.

Very cool. I dig that premise.

Are you in it?

Hell no

[epilogue]

Sure. It's a silent, black-and-white horror short about a guy who commits a sort of controlled suicide after his wife dies so he can find her in the afterlife.

Very cool. I dig that premise.

Are you in it?

Hell no

I didn't expect so. But I had to ask.

[BurtReynolds]

I think 2016 will be the year I finally direct a short film.

[epilogue]

Thank you, Burt. That's just the inspiration I needed!

[LoathedVermin72]

I think 2016 will be the year I finally direct a short film.

Holy shit that's great