Jurassic World

[Dev]

All studios will become one monopolistic conglomerate who creates a franchise that incorporates all the highest grossing films of all time. The story will be that Caribbean pirates are trying to plunder the wreck of the Titanic in the oceans of Pandora. The Avengers, with the help of Vin Diesel and The Rock, attempt to stop them, but an interdimensional vortex opens up and transports them to the Jurassic period, where they must fight dinosaurs. But then they find out that it's actually a post-apocalyptic future after Batman and Superman destroyed the world and a nuclear holocaust created Godzilla, so they recruit James Bond, Aragorn, and Han Solo to fight him, but it turns out he is actually a transformer serving the will of Voldemort. So the vortex rips open and they are all flung across the galaxy to the transformers' homeworld, which is populated by toys. Luckily, the Guardians of the Galaxy were caught up in the vortex along the way, and know to seek the help of Woody and Buzz. Together, they defeat Voldemort and transformer Godzilla. But a sequel is set up when they all realize they forgot Nemo in the Pandoran sea.

This kind of reminds me of Kingdom Hearts.

It sounds like a passage in the Unabomber's manifesto, if you ask me.

[stip]

Well, if nothing else that made me really want to watch Jurassic park

[Rangi Guy]

Looks like we're getting a sequel

http://variety.com/2015/film/news/juras ... 201547139/

[BurtReynolds]

Looks like we're getting a sequel

http://variety.com/2015/film/news/juras ... 201547139/

i am SHOCKED

[@SkitchP]

UPDATE: This is still very bad.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[LoathedVermin72]

sometimes i think i was too hard on this movie, maybe i need to like lighten up a bit

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[LoathedVermin72]

yes but that diabolus rex

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[LoathedVermin72]

bodyshaming isn't nice, didn't your mother ever tell you

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[LoathedVermin72]

you're the phat thip

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[Kaius]

Every time this thread gets bumped a kitten dies

[stip]

An evil kitten, or a regular one?

[bada]

I like when dinosaurs eat people.

[Kaius]

death does not discriminate

[@SkitchP]

I hate this movie so much.

[Kaius]

Dead kittens everywhere