Ghostbusters (2016)

[epilogue]

How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?

[LoathedVermin72]

How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?

The only place BVS has to go is down.

[epilogue]

How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?

The only place BVS has to go is down.

I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.

[bodysnatcher]

How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?

The only place BVS has to go is down.

I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.

superman would accidentally break it off

[epilogue]

How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?

The only place BVS has to go is down.

I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.

superman would accidentally break it off

Does one of his powers allow him to painlessly reattach it? I forget everything he can do.

[bodysnatcher]

How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?

The only place BVS has to go is down.

I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.

superman would accidentally break it off

Does one of his powers allow him to painlessly reattach it? I forget everything he can do.

not sure, but at the least he can use his laser eyes to stop the bleeding

[McParadigm]

How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?

The only place BVS has to go is down.

What if (and I'm just spitballing here) the script stayed the same, but Batman and Superman were replaced by Liam and Noel Gallagher? Same powers etc, and they fight until they realize their mother has the same first name?

Better movie? Or worse? And how about that blu-ray commentary track?

[Strat]

How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?

The only place BVS has to go is down.

What if (and I'm just spitballing here) the script stayed the same, but Batman and Superman were replaced by Liam and Noel Gallagher? Same powers etc, and they fight until they realize their mother has the same first name?

Better movie? Or worse? And how about that blu-ray commentary track?

Would there be subtitles?

[epilogue]

How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?

The only place BVS has to go is down.

I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.

superman would accidentally break it off

Does one of his powers allow him to painlessly reattach it? I forget everything he can do.

not sure, but at the least he can use his laser eyes to stop the bleeding

Imagine how good his super suction would feel. I mean, until your dick ripped off.

[bodysnatcher]

How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?

The only place BVS has to go is down.

I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.

superman would accidentally break it off

Does one of his powers allow him to painlessly reattach it? I forget everything he can do.

not sure, but at the least he can use his laser eyes to stop the bleeding

Imagine how good his super suction would feel. I mean, until your dick ripped off.

It'd be like slurping up a spaghetti noodle

[Strat]

How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?

The only place BVS has to go is down.

I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.

superman would accidentally break it off

Does one of his powers allow him to painlessly reattach it? I forget everything he can do.

not sure, but at the least he can use his laser eyes to stop the bleeding

Imagine how good his super suction would feel. I mean, until your dick ripped off.

Thats why one needs a safe word with superman.

Spoiler: show

martha

[epilogue]

How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?

The only place BVS has to go is down.

I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.

superman would accidentally break it off

Does one of his powers allow him to painlessly reattach it? I forget everything he can do.

not sure, but at the least he can use his laser eyes to stop the bleeding

Imagine how good his super suction would feel. I mean, until your dick ripped off.

It'd be like slurping up a spaghetti noodle

You don't have to be mean. Damn.

[epilogue]

How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?

The only place BVS has to go is down.

I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.

superman would accidentally break it off

Does one of his powers allow him to painlessly reattach it? I forget everything he can do.

not sure, but at the least he can use his laser eyes to stop the bleeding

Imagine how good his super suction would feel. I mean, until your dick ripped off.

Thats why one needs a safe word with superman.

Spoiler: show

martha

This is your best post ever, Strat. Don't retire forever. But you probably won't ever top this. I'm glad I was here to witness it.

[bodysnatcher]

How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?

The only place BVS has to go is down.

I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.

superman would accidentally break it off

Does one of his powers allow him to painlessly reattach it? I forget everything he can do.

not sure, but at the least he can use his laser eyes to stop the bleeding

Imagine how good his super suction would feel. I mean, until your dick ripped off.

It'd be like slurping up a spaghetti noodle

You don't have to be mean. Damn.

But it's so LONG

[epilogue]

How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?

The only place BVS has to go is down.

I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.

superman would accidentally break it off

Does one of his powers allow him to painlessly reattach it? I forget everything he can do.

not sure, but at the least he can use his laser eyes to stop the bleeding

Imagine how good his super suction would feel. I mean, until your dick ripped off.

It'd be like slurping up a spaghetti noodle

You don't have to be mean. Damn.

But it's so LONG

You and I both know long doesn't mean shit.

[Strat]

How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?

The only place BVS has to go is down.

I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.

superman would accidentally break it off

Does one of his powers allow him to painlessly reattach it? I forget everything he can do.

not sure, but at the least he can use his laser eyes to stop the bleeding

Imagine how good his super suction would feel. I mean, until your dick ripped off.

Thats why one needs a safe word with superman.

Spoiler: show

martha

This is your best post ever, Strat. Don't retire forever. But you probably won't ever top this. I'm glad I was here to witness it.

I could feel it in my fingertips as it was happening. I knew this was as good as it was ever going to get. Im very glad you were here to witness and acknowledge it.

[epilogue]

How much better would Batman Vs Superman be if it had writers not named David Goyer?

The only place BVS has to go is down.

I'd let Batman and Superman both go down on me, sure.

superman would accidentally break it off

Does one of his powers allow him to painlessly reattach it? I forget everything he can do.

not sure, but at the least he can use his laser eyes to stop the bleeding

Imagine how good his super suction would feel. I mean, until your dick ripped off.

Thats why one needs a safe word with superman.

Spoiler: show

martha

This is your best post ever, Strat. Don't retire forever. But you probably won't ever top this. I'm glad I was here to witness it.

I could feel it in my fingertips as it was happening. I knew this was as good as it was ever going to get. Im very glad you were here to witness and acknowledge it.

What a time to be alive!

[B]

Why was there a Stay Puff'd Marshmallow Man?

If only the movie had explained that very thing.

That's my point. Burt's complaining that there are non-humanoid ghosts, but that may be explained when you see the whole movie.

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My take after two trailers. I'll probably see this with hopes for a few good laughs. I still hate the scene they've shown with Leslie Jones beating the shit out of a possessed Melissa McCarthy, but nothing else I've scene worries me very much.

[BurtReynolds]

also, the dragon ghost is literally the only original thing in the trailer, and for that reason alone it should be cut.

[Simple Torture]

Quick. Name a joke from the original Ghostbusters that standing on it's own was obviously a joke that could be used in a trailer.

I think "This man has no dick" could easily be used in a red-band Youtube trailer. But your point is well taken.