Last Exit to Springfield is your winner

[LoathedVermin72]

Ha, Bart Gets an Elephant is one of my least favorite prime-era episodes.

[Norah]

Of course it is.

[epilogue]

I'm in awe that you guys, not only know Simpsons episodes this well, but also know them by title. And remember bits from them. It's remarkable.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[Norah]

Don't praise the machine.

[LoathedVermin72]

Don't praise the machine.

The radio bits are the best part, for sure.

[LoathedVermin72]

I'm in awe that you guys, not only know Simpsons episodes this well, but also know them by title. And remember bits from them. It's remarkable.

I watch like 3-5 episodes every day, man.

[Simple Torture]

Don't praise the machine.

The radio bits are the best part, for sure.

Looks like those clowns in Congress have done it again. What a bunch of clowns.

[LoathedVermin72]

Don't praise the machine.

The radio bits are the best part, for sure.

Looks like those clowns in Congress have done it again. What a bunch of clowns.

How does it keep up with the news like that?

[Norah]

Hot dog! We have a wiener!

[EJ]

Chud works at KBBL, right?

[Simple Torture]

KBBL for old people, basically.

[Norah]

KBBL is going to give me something stupid!

[stip]

The whole exchange between homer, Bart, Lisa and blackheart is amazing. Every line is classic

Blackheart: All right, I'll be back in the morning to pick up Stampy.
Homer: Here's the keys.
Blackheart: Elephants don't have keys.
Homer: Well, I'll just keep these then.

Lisa: Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer! His boots are ivory, his hat is ivory, and I'm pretty sure that check is ivory.
Homer: Lisa, a guy who's got lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low.

[Norah]

And yes, like most people, I've dealt a little ivory.

[stip]

also featuring:

Homer: Well, these bills will have to paid out of your allowance.
Bart: You'd have to raise my allowance to about a $1000 a week.
Homer: Then that's what I'll do, smart guy.

Marge: I really think this is a bad idea.
Homer: Marge, I agree with you, in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory.

Spoiler: show

quite possibly my most quoted simpsons line for at least a ten year stretch

Homer: You never know when an old calendar might come in handy. Sure, it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?

Homer: Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things... like love!
Marge: Or double-ply windows. They look just like regular windows but they'll save us 4% on our heating bill

Homer:D'oh!
Lisa Simpson: A deer!
Marge Simpson: A female deer!

Homer: I'm pretty sure I can struggle my way out of this. First I'll pull my legs out with my arms...then I'll pull my arms out with my face

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[Mecca]

TIL: some of you have bad opinions

[Norah]

mostly lv

[Mecca]

mostly lv

I said "opinions" not "onions"