A Song Of Ice and Fire (Spoilers for all Published Books)

[epilogue]

Spoilers, B. I ain't into it. Just give me the goddamn book please and thank you.

[Norah]

See, I don't consider these spoilers. I consider them a very slow way of reading the book.

[epilogue]

But it's all out of order and whatnot. I'm not into that.

I don't want crumbs from plates at surrounding tables. I want to fucking eat my dinner, in the order the chef intended, off of my own personal plate, and then dance until I puke like a rational person.

[Norah]

But it's all out of order and whatnot. I'm not into that.

I don't want crumbs from plates at surrounding tables. I want to fucking eat my dinner, in the order the chef intended, off of my own personal plate, and then dance until I puke like a rational person.

Well, considering the chef is the one sending out these morsels of food, I'd rather think of them as appetizers than crumbs.

[epilogue]

But it's all out of order and whatnot. I'm not into that.

I don't want crumbs from plates at surrounding tables. I want to fucking eat my dinner, in the order the chef intended, off of my own personal plate, and then dance until I puke like a rational person.

Well, considering the chef is the one sending out these morsels of food, I'd rather think of them as appetizers than crumbs.

Yeah, that's fair. I can't argue with that.

Still, I'd rather just read the book than random chapters or (worse) parts of chapters. It's all such a tease. I don't want to spoil my appetite.

[Mecca]

"This is filet mignon"
"Yeah, it's out before the first course, but it came from the chef so consider it an appetizer"
"Oh, okay"

[epilogue]

wat

[Mecca]

wat

You may not argue that point with chud, but I for one make a sport of the act

[epilogue]

wat

You may not argue that point with chud, but I for one make a sport of the act

Play through, by all means.

[epilogue]

I see what Pete's getting at. He's not calling a filet an appetizer, he's saying it's not a filet, it's a slider. And I get that. Maybe he's right to look at it that way. I just can't seem to focus on these little bits being released. Not only can I not finish reading them when I've tried (I lose concentration and get bored) but I also feel like they're a slap in the face.

Just. Fucking. Finish. The. Fucking. Book. George.

Amirite?

[Mecca]

I'd rather experience the story chrinologically

[Norah]

I'd rather experience the story chrinologically

So how did you read the last two?

[epilogue]

I'd rather experience the story chrinologically

So how did you read the last two?

:popcorn emoji:

[Mecca]

I'd rather experience the story chrinologically

So how did you read the last two?

Begrudgingly and it pretty much shaped my views on the subject

[Mecca]

I'd rather experience the story chrinologically

So how did you read the last two?

:popcorn emoji:

It's not like he caught me in some logic trap, Joey. I stated my preference, not an absolute stance.

[epilogue]

I'd rather experience the story chrinologically

So how did you read the last two?

:popcorn emoji:

It's not like he caught me in some logic trap, Joey. I stated my preference, not an absolute stance.

This popcorn tastes like dog food!

[Mecca]

I'd rather experience the story chrinologically

So how did you read the last two?

:popcorn emoji:

It's not like he caught me in some logic trap, Joey. I stated my preference, not an absolute stance.

This popcorn tastes like dog food!

Great, now you're going to magically disappear

[epilogue]

I'd rather experience the story chrinologically

So how did you read the last two?

:popcorn emoji:

It's not like he caught me in some logic trap, Joey. I stated my preference, not an absolute stance.

This popcorn tastes like dog food!

Great, now you're going to magically disappear

[Norah]

So I guess Asha/Theon are the new Victarion.

[Simple Torture]

So I guess Asha/Theon are the new Victarion.

Yeah that was easy to predict. They're obviously going to get there first, so they'll have to do something interesting with them gaining Dany's trust; it'll be kind of boring if she's like, "K thnx let's go."