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You can throw the letter in the garbage for much cheaper and do as much good.
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getting bottom-posted on that idea is sign that the universe agrees with your point
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i'm sorry I bottom paged what must be your most sincere post to date.
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http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/09/upsho ... .html?_r=0
Guns, when they are in the home, can make self-harm both easy and deadly.
Many of the gun-control measures that politicians propose to reduce the number of homicides and mass shootings would have a limited effect on gun suicides. Efforts to ban so-called assault weapons or to reduce the number of bullets that could be loaded into a gun at once would probably not make suicide any less likely. But other measures meant to prevent gun homicides might have an effect on gun suicides, particularly those designed to identify and help people with mental health needs. Mental illness, which may contribute to mass shootings, is a clear risk factor for suicide.
This passed February we lost a family member to suicide. Her boyfriend - he really loved his 2nd amendment. But he was also a drunk idiot that misplaced his gun one night while they were fighting on Facebook. He accused her of stealing it. She was suicidal to begin with and had been battling severe depression for years. I was concerned when he mentioned a gun was missing so I messaged him. I assume he ignored me and unfriended me because he thinks I'm a stupid liberal.

Fast forward a year later or so - we were summoned to his house early one Monday morning because her mother was looking for her everywhere and found her dead in his garage.

This experience has fortified my complete disdain for these type of marlboro man - low IQ - 2nd amendment loving men with small dick syndrome.
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this guy... lol

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next they'll be coming for our knives

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96583UP wrote: for those of us who have ceded all autonomy to Amazon Prime and are now incapable of doing anything other than 1-click purchasing; it would be great if someone made an app/website where there is a template out there that discusses support for gun restrictions and you just type in your name and address and it identifies your congressional reps and then you pay online for postage/shipping online (prob under $1) and it mails a postcard with this type of stuff on it to your reps

then you don't have to get up, go find envelopes, find paper, write stuff, find a stamp, etc and if you are out of any of them, have to go to the post office and risk getting caught up in a mass shooting

instead just like a 1-click amazon prime type thing for congress letter sending ... a lot more letters would probably get sent
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let's crowdfund our idea



and then abscond with the funds
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http://www.supremecourt.gov/orders/cour ... r_e2q3.pdf
CERTIORARI DENIED

SHEW, JUNE, ET AL. V. MALLOY, GOV. OF CT, ET AL.
This means that the Supreme Court just allowed Connecticut's assault weapons ban to stand. It didn't even generate a dissent from the denial of certiorari from the likes of Thomas or Alito.
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That 19 year old :shake:

What was his... his plan, exactly

He wanted to disarm a police officer and, with no prior experience with guns, shoot one of the most heavily guarded men in the world from a distance?
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theplatypus wrote:That 19 year old :shake:

What was his... his plan, exactly

He wanted to disarm a police officer and, with no prior experience with guns, shoot one of the most heavily guarded men in the world from a distance?
Brits don't have access to guns, so maybe he didn't understand how they work.
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Biff Pocoroba wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:The cycle is just repeating. Again. Like I said it would. Nothing is going to change.
When Newtown changed nothing that convinced me nothing was going change. I get called cynical and pessimistic for that but so far I've been proved right. Maybe this time, given the scale of the trage... nope, still nothing is going to change. :(
The beat goes on.
Then again no one believed there would be nationwide gay marriage a decade ago either.
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Biff Pocoroba wrote:
Biff Pocoroba wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:The cycle is just repeating. Again. Like I said it would. Nothing is going to change.
When Newtown changed nothing that convinced me nothing was going change. I get called cynical and pessimistic for that but so far I've been proved right. Maybe this time, given the scale of the trage... nope, still nothing is going to change. :(
The beat goes on.
Then again no one believed there would be nationwide gay marriage a decade ago either.
see this is why secession would be so great. Half the country could be gun free by tomorrow, and the other half would be free to shoot each other into oblivion.

Let's start building those walls, people.
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BurtReynolds wrote:see this is why secession would be so great. Half the country could be gun free by tomorrow, and the other half would be free to shoot each other into oblivion.

Let's start building those walls, people.
The problem with this is that the split really isn't state-by-state but it's urban vs. rural. You'd have a lot of anti-gun college towns surrounded by the Wild West, and a lot of coastal rural areas feeling that they have resort to guerilla warfare to keep their arsenal.
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Green Habit wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:see this is why secession would be so great. Half the country could be gun free by tomorrow, and the other half would be free to shoot each other into oblivion.

Let's start building those walls, people.
The problem with this is that the split really isn't state-by-state but it's urban vs. rural. You'd have a lot of anti-gun college towns surrounded by the Wild West, and a lot of coastal rural areas feeling that they have resort to guerilla warfare to keep their arsenal.
We'd have to have a draft first. Maybe a few trades.
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BurtReynolds wrote:
Green Habit wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:see this is why secession would be so great. Half the country could be gun free by tomorrow, and the other half would be free to shoot each other into oblivion.

Let's start building those walls, people.
The problem with this is that the split really isn't state-by-state but it's urban vs. rural. You'd have a lot of anti-gun college towns surrounded by the Wild West, and a lot of coastal rural areas feeling that they have resort to guerilla warfare to keep their arsenal.
We'd have to have a draft first. Maybe a few trades.

No trades. You set your team, you live with it. Id also like to add Lenny Briscoe.
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BurtReynolds wrote:
Green Habit wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:see this is why secession would be so great. Half the country could be gun free by tomorrow, and the other half would be free to shoot each other into oblivion.

Let's start building those walls, people.
The problem with this is that the split really isn't state-by-state but it's urban vs. rural. You'd have a lot of anti-gun college towns surrounded by the Wild West, and a lot of coastal rural areas feeling that they have resort to guerilla warfare to keep their arsenal.
We'd have to have a draft first. Maybe a few trades.
man, wouldnt ruddo (i think its ruddo) have a huge problem with yet another draft?
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Three dead in courthouse shooting in Michigan
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